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Titan79
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46
0 km · Offaly

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I reckon a mass orgy is in order to expel all the pent up crap and demons etc that so many seem to be exorcising on this thread. I've a 1100 gallon Paddling pool of Baby oil and a troupe of Midgets that do synchronized penis puppetry ( don't ask they were going cheap at the dole office) to provide and shits and giggles before the main event starts........'Roll On the Lovin' Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one, and since time immemorial both sides of every debate have been hammering it out without any resolution, so I'll keep my opinion to myself.poke
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Bongo, u know u want daisy mmmmmmmmmm:thrilled:
...get a crate of vodka ready and head for Dublin Rosie...lol
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Tatts - what a great idea!!!
Jan - Guns making a snowman
Feb - Guns opening his valentines
March - Guns as a leprechaun (the hat is sufficient)
April - Guns in an (Easter) bunny girl costume (Hey Gary looked sensational in something similar so why not...)
May - Guns at one with nature, trees, birds, flowers, butterflies etc.
June - Guns on holiday - in speedos at the beach - baywatch style action shot
July - Guns on holiday - in speedos by the pool
August - Guns on holiday - getting an all over tan in the dunes
September - Guns goes back to school - school uniform - (tie and blazer only)
October - Guns in a witches hat
November - Guns getting cosy by the fire
December - Guns in a santa hat
Girls, I'm taking orders!!

mops up Eden's drool :grin:
are ye sure thats drool?........
Have seen the new Icons and they are brilliant as is the new chat folks.....so keep yer eyes peeled:taz:
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er Titan, where are the words of advice, of wisdom, of comfort?
THey were words of wisdom and advice, the comfort should come in him not having to go through that ordeal again if he does it right the next time.8)
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I have been abandoned
A guy I meet from the site doesn't care about me any more. Two days ago when he was round here he accidentally put sugar in my tea and so understandably, I got really angry and swore at him, hit him with my bedside lamp and threw a chair at him. Then I pushed him out of my (first floor) bedroom window. Then he tried to get back in the house and I blasted him with a shotgun. He ran away and hasn't been in touch since.
I mean doesn’t he realise that I’m a girl on the site; a minority and how bloody lucky he is to be granted an audience with me. Don't you think that if he really cared, he'd be trying to contact me? I just feel so sad and rejected.
Neglected on the northside

I reckon he put canderel in her tea not sugar, no other explanation, he needs to try splenda, gives less of a 'Hint'
Not long in from work..in me snickers gear...shower time me thinks
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Just out of curiousity,
What's your definition of a feminine female?

Thought you had a que forming?...Move along now..nothing to see here :sticky:duel
wonders what wayer sports are ......and where I can get such a big mirror always wanted one on me ceiling.
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Calling all you peeps that were at the Halloween Meet on Saturday 23rd, Mrs Twohot has lost her favourite boots :cry: if anyone has found them she would be grateful for their return
They are an over the knee black leather boot , pointed toe and a silver buckle around the ankle,
Fingers crossed here, notice I said fingers :devil:

Jaysus they sound Like vicious weapons...alas I cant say I seen them either, I will see can I get Divine inspiration......
Ya gotta give the Kid Kudos for having such balls in the face of adversity.8)
If ya had brought weetabix they would have been harder to remove from the venue.
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just wanted to say thanks for everyone who has made us feel so welcome back, great to get chattin to u all again. apologies if there was a previous thread on this. also i not snobby in chat lol, i need a new laptop so the chat keeps stickin arrgghhhhh. anyways thanx again xxxx
catnmouse xx

Horse crap....yer a snob admit it biggrin:thrilled:
welcome back folks...always good to see peeps coming back.
Once again another pesky Single Male prowling this threadbolt, but having heard of its legend, I thought I should have a look.....but not without commenting on it. All valid points and as Busty said should be a general induction to the site perhaps. To the igziabeher, who commented on in-equaility, well Mr thats the name of the game, survival of the fittest, you bring your 'A' Game when you make moves in the lifestyle, plain and simple as that. Some can do it others fall at the first post. Keep the thread going girls, I am scribbling here maniacally to make sure I don't breach any of the protocol. Mr T
Hi Mona, I think the lady of this couple needs to take a reality check, thats a pretty blinkered point of view in my opinion. Some 'need' a significant other, others don't. I know as many people in unhappy relationships as I do those in fulfilling ones, and through senses of loyalty/ having kids etc they remain together, this is a catch 22 situation. I think I said it before, but you can meet the person thats for you at any time, in any circumstances, and I'd personally keep my mind open in that respect, but I've no desire to seek the 'one'...whats meant for you wont pass you by, this I firmly believe in, I just think I'm on a motorway at the moment and the most of them are way over the speed limit 8)
Belated Happy Birthday to one of the sexiest ickle minxes on swing...:beer::bounce::bounce:drinkiespassionkiss
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I like piledriver :devil:
..thought we on about sex..not wwf wrestling..or isnt it WWE now?
Hi Steven, I think you will find that these guys are trying to make inroads into swinging, and throwing a party is the one most obvious way to do it, sadly though most that swing only attend parties hosted by those they have some familiarity with or those that are established, and unfair as it is, its a simple matter of those that go to party's wanting to be fairly sure they will turn up at a venue with other couples etc and not just one lone wolf or a cock fest.
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is that why the unknown accounts and admins account have the same avatar where the squirrel is drinking a can of beer?
...yes, sadly all hopes of rehabilitating 'Nads'*** Never did work..he was found in a pool of Budweiser one day under old man Admins oak tree at the front of swing towers and admin uses his image as a tribute to the mischievous little scamp.
***Nads was the S4I mascot squirrel.
See even the squirrel likes bud lol lol
....and look where it got him....nuff said :O
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is that why the unknown accounts and admins account have the same avatar where the squirrel is drinking a can of beer?
...yes, sadly all hopes of rehabilitating 'Nads'*** Never did work..he was found in a pool of Budweiser one day under old man Admins oak tree at the front of swing towers and admin uses his image as a tribute to the mischievous little scamp.
***Nads was the S4I mascot squirrel.
Nice friendly couple had the pleasure chatting with them at last few meet and greets and they always say hi in chat.:therethere: