What do you say for these things? A short description should do it: 6ft1,well endowed (8"), clean, professional, sound , funny, naughty.

Likes: long walks on the beach, romantic comedies, writing poetry, cooking, tending to my rose garden, lying when filling in list of likes

Dislikes: war, famine, poverty, disease, people who take themselves too seriously, people who don't get sarcasm