SH:24 Clear 24/03/25 available upon request.

No nonsense funny and kind switch looking for kinky fun. Ddlg preference. Kink educator w 15 years experience and host/owner of an international kink community with 1500+ members. Established in 2021.

Not interested in men in relationships or cyber fun. i.e sexting etc. Only responding to men in Dublin or surrounding areas, I get so many messages so please don’t be offended if I don’t respond. I don’t do last minute meets. I won’t respond to messages about that. Say sparkles to confirm you’ve read this. Currently seeking friends with benefits and/or long term play partners! The friends part to the fwb is important to me as I’m Demisexual.

Consent is sexy. Approach with respect or I will make you feel like a silly cunt, access to me is a privilege, don’t waste my time and I won’t waste yours and if you are attached and monogamous and lie and say you’re single, I will find your misses and tell her so don’t bother popping into my inbox.

Manners are important and expected, if you lack basic common sense, consent or decorum I’ll block you. I don’t care what you think about me, if you’re insecure and don’t like I have boundaries cos I’m “fat” you’re a loser and I’m gonna laugh about your nasty messages with my friends, it gives small dick energy!

Unsolicited dick pics are not a vibe. Please educate yourself if you’re new to kink/swinging. There’s lots of resources available and communities online.

Please send a face picture in your first message if you’d like a response.

My submission requires a certain calibre of man, enough masculine energy to allow me to stand in my feminine energy but not suffocate me, a gentle giant and bear like energy. Primal is a must.

Some vanilla stuff:I’m a big geek, loyal to a fault, a feminist, I have two dogs and would love a parrot, I want more tattoos (currently have 11 I think), the sound of heavy rain is my favourite noise, I love late night adventures, sea swimming, laying in bed pretending I am burrito, smart people, animals, body positivity and squishy hugs. Looking for someone who’ll match my energy. I’m small and squishy, if that’s not your thing keep it moving. All about the body positivity here. I hate small talk, the “how are you” gets old fast. If you’ve gotten this far, congratulations! Come say hi!