Whaaaatsup, I’m 29, slightly under-experienced, dangerously curious, and emotionally prepared to make questionable life choices in good company. Inexperienced enough to still blush, brave enough to show up anyway, and fully aware this may end in chaos and at least three future therapy sessions. New to the scene, eager to learn, mildly defiant, happy to be guided even if I pretend I don’t need it, and always ready to turn bad decisions into good stories.