Hi all! Just a couple of things we have noticed on our first couple of weeks here.

We are always both either fine or chilling no need to ask!

We have been receiving messages from people who have not read our profile and as such our interests may not be aligned.

We have always responded to these messages, but going forward we will 
Delete the message with no reply sorry all, we mean no offense.

Max and I have an absolute tonne of sexual experience bot before and after we got married. We are looking to click with and enjoy our sexy and social time together.

There is a random word not very well written hidden in our bio. Please use this as subject line if you would like us to respond.

We do meet separately but we are very particular in who we will meet.

Quality. Not quantity.

Happily married 7 years and are looking to rejoin the scene.
We don't have any preferred body type.

Safe sex only. No bareback, ever, please stop asking.

We are a far gap away from model status, we are both on the big side.

Max has a dad bod and is proud of it! 

Helen is one step above curvy, oh what fun she is to play with!

Sexually experienced looking to meet new people socially and sexually. Bisexual looking for women and couples as well as convincing TVs Wig , no body hair public hair is fine and are into anything within reason! Looking for party invites, club nights too! 

We are easy going and love the chats as much as the fun

If you like what you see, please send a message, we don't bite We both have full access to the profile, so you will never know who you are talking to! 

We class ourselves as very open minded, very friendly and very respectful people. No judgement, no jealousy, no drama.

Winks always welcome     

If we wink back we are definitely interested in your profile.

Happy fabbing you amazing and beautiful people!

Random word : Loki