Random friend requests will be instantly blocked.

Bucket list:

MFM

MFF

Blindfolded Threesome *

Gloryhole

BBC *

Have someone watch

*UPDATE*

Looking for bi women only.

What we DO want:

Needs to be a good ice breaker, but not a polar bear either... Not that there's anything wrong with that, just not our thing?

Someone intelligent, as we're both fond of deep conversations with no boundaries.

What we DONT want:

Shite craic.

Illiterate.

Diseased (We're both CLEAN, we expect the same)

We're new to this, so don't take offence if we're not jumping at the chance to meet you down the back street in your Da's Honda Civic...

As for the single men on here, please, not only for my own sanity, but for your own self respect, please don't send dick pics, we're sure you have a lovely penis, but that doesn't make it okay to say "I wanna jam my cock in ur ass den put it in ur throat", because you can be assured we're OKAY.

***NOTICE***

We are more than happy to photo verify ourselves for you on