Just wanted to say congrats on another great & well organised nite .. fair play to ya .. I hope ya got a ton of bucks for the charity
Slave and Michelle
Happy Birthday Mary .. I hope that fella of yours got ya something nice
Sean the problem is your meant to shove the pair of socks into the front of the shorts to impress the ladies ... not the back
International cleavage day ?? I doubt very much if Hallmark have a card for that one
Hiya Parky,
We would love to take the trip to the Kingdom if the date works out for us .. what currency do ya use down there anyway ?
Ya kinda need to do the accent as well when your reading them
Commentating on a match in his first year for RTE in 1949
Hes not a big man, hes not a small man, hes what you might call a handy man...
On the similarity between Anthony Lynchs style of play and his familys business
Anthony Lynch, the Cork corner back, will be the last man to let you down his people are undertakers
Commentating during a hurling match at Croke Park
He grabs the sliotar, hes on the 50...hes on the 40...hes on the 30...hes on the ground.
On the difference between referees and God
The stopwatch has stopped. Its up to God and the referee now. The referee is Pat Horgan. God is God.
His famous delivery during a particularly exciting hurling encounter
Pat Fox has it on his hurl and is motoring well now... but here comes Joe Rabbitte hot on his tail.... Ive seen it all now, a Rabbitte chasing a Fox around Croke Park
On Colin Corkeys spectacular return to football after illness
Colin Corkery on the 45 lets go with the right boot. Its over the bar. This man shouldnt be playing football. Hes made an almost Lazarus-like recovery from a heart condition. Lazarus was a great man but he couldnt kick points like Colin Corkery.
Commentating on the McCarthys of Kerry
Teddy McCarthy to John McCarthy, no relation. John McCarthy back to Teddy McCarthy, still no relation.
Explaining Sean Og O hAilpins hurling background
Sean Og O hAilpin...his fathers from Fermanagh, his mothers from Fiji, neither one of them a hurling stronghold
Telling a tale while Tyrones Brian Dooher receives treatment for an injury
...and Brian Dooher is down injured. And while he is, Ill tell ye a little story. I was in Times Square last week and I was missing the championship back home. So I approached a news stand and I said, I suppose ye wouldnt have the Kerryman (newspaper) would ye? To which the Egyptian behind the counter turned to me and he said, Do you want the north Kerry edition or the south Kerry edition?...he had both ...so I bought both. And Dooher is back on his feet...
Making the point of a level game
1-5 to 0-8...well from Lapland to the Antartic, thats level scores in any mans language
count us in Ger :swingingchair::swingingchair:
From Dusk till Dawn :moon:
A married couple were in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
Thanks Lucy , you bring the outfit, I got Michelle to pick up the rescue kit in the shops
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If I bent that way I'd nearly put myself forward 
