Virgin looking for fun this Wednesday

10 Jan 2012

OK - So I'm not actually a virgin, well not in the biblical sense, but this is my first time to post a thread in the forums. So please help me to "pop my Forum cherry" and remember - Be gentle with me! lol

I find myself unexpectedly free on Wednesday night and hoping to meet some fun loving playmates. So to make my first outing in the Forums a bit of a jolly jaunt I've penned a wee ditty to give you some idea what I'm looking for..
So what's this eejit looking for, I hear you cry..
Well there's no great agenda, but here, I'll give it a try.
Social intercourse, now easy tiger, that's just chat..
To help us feel relaxed, comfy and calm, we all want that.
Plenty of laughs and a bit of craic on the night..
It has to be fun, there's no point otherwise, right?
Some liquid refreshment, to moisten the lips..
Possibly some dancing, just to loosen up the hips!
Lots of eye contact, mmmmm come on girl, dont be shy..
I must warn, I'm touchy-feely, my hand may brush your thigh.
Flirt a little, or flirt a lot, if you like..
Just please dont tell me to take a hike!
And if the chemistry is right, then we might just click..
Grab your coat, you've pulled, you can suck my ... Toe?
If you're a sexy single pringle who's ready to mingle..
Or a naughty two-some, who isn't too gruesome..
There's just one thing I ask, but I know its a pain..
But your biggest sexual organ, should definitely be your brain!!
Oh dear, I fear a Big Bruva moment coming on here! Please forgive me for using the term "grueseome" but seriously, it's very difficult to find an apt word that rhymes with "two-some". So I sincerely apologise from the heart of my bottom if any couples who were previously or currently consider themselves as "gruesome" have been offended.
smackbottom

If this has tickled your fancy and anyone feels up for some fun and games please drop me a message, all serious emails replied to and photos available upon request.
Thanks for reading this far, I hope to hear from you.
drinkies

Max xx

10 Jan 2012

Best read i have had in a long while lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Sorry hun put me is busy

:banghead::banghead: put id nibble at you any time :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hope you catch a bite innocent

:whistling::whistling::whistling::whistling::whistling:

10 Jan 2012

Dear Max, It is with great sadness I must report, Declining your offer to court, whip

Though I really must advise, Any hotties up for the ride, hump

Get typing without delay, Cos this guy will make your day!! innocent

10 Jan 2012

Dear Max , I applaude the effort you put into your post You have indeed tried harder than most I genuinely hope your effort's are rewarded hump

If I bent that way I'd nearly put myself forward lol

10 Jan 2012

Have to hand it to you, its a good one, if you dont get a result outa this i dont know what will, Sparkie

10 Jan 2012

now thats a plan,from such a lovely man... your place or mine i dont mind,as i know ull be kind...... as ur both great for my mind,and my body.. so wouldnt it be cool,so now can i play with your tool haaaa xxx i really tried to keep it clean haaa

10 Jan 2012

Oh Max my babe, it's a pity u so far away, u know id be on my bike and on my way, so any of ye gals out there, dont delay, get on the forum and reply today....! go get him girls he deffo is a pleasure kiss

(u know i'd be there only for work hun) :kiss:

10 Jan 2012

oh Max what can i say I really do wish i could get away It would really make my day So girls get after him Without delay As he really will make your day. :bounce: :bounce: woo hoo look at me im a poet and i didnt even know it lol lol Max you really do bring out the best in me oh how i wish i was free kiss

:kiss:

10 Jan 2012

Brains...looks...charm.....wit and a big sexy ......Toe.....lol I wish we were free Wednesday nite huni to let you chomp on my pringles lol....Great post welcome to the forum where im sure you will always be welcome with open legs....eh arms ...Jilly xxxxxxxx

11 Jan 2012

I have to say I'm extremely impressed by all the very poetic responses from the ladies! Well done and thank you so much for getting into the spirit of the post and adding a little light relief to this particular forum. Special mention goes to Neoinin for setting the trend and inspiring some truely great work! worship

:worship: Thanks also to the lads for their encouraging comments too, much appreciated guys. :cheers: But despite all the great responses so far, the position is still vacant at the moment. Just sayin'..... innocent

:whistling: XXX Max