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AllyandBaba
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 65
Straight Male, 67
0 km · Wexford

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with that bonny and clyde arrived through the time tunnel. look bonns we is in england london even woohoo now i can get rid of the soft cap and knicker bockers bonny just took of her knickers right says she im ready for the next chaptor, we need a name change tho. emmmmmm clyde thinks for a new name for the famus pair. u can b margret and ill be dennis how is that pet ooooo clyde ur so smart. lets go to soho and see what the graic is. right lets go any 1 comin to soho for a :doggy:. .........
the day has arrived the shagfeast is nearly ready. thomas the knife is workin hot over a stove making the stuff for the gansters to eat lips newbie is speeding down the high way with cops after her she hopes to lose them some where between newross ville and kilmore county some where in wexford. if she is cought with the laced cakes :smoke:she will be locked up for weeks and the hoist has to go ahead in the next few days or it wil b locked in fort knox for another year. bonny is in tesco,s buying stuff at gun point clyde is trying to hide his house under a new coat of magnolia paint so the cops :moon:wont recon it from the air. the swing2wex :doggy:gang where busy also mr swing was tired from counting his dough all night and the sexy mrs swing2 was stealing money from people who want stuff to eat from the store. the beautiful sherri :wary:two guns was still lookin for some 1 to kid nap her kids for a few hours so she could slip off the the shagfeast to hear what lips newbie had to say before going back to where she came to rescue the kids back. mind u the only ganster that knew what he was about was bad boy padds:taz: who still could not get a flight out of waterford airportbolt. but bad boy padds :taz:and untouchable cop lance :small-print:where going to meet and only 1 will walk away.
the upcoming shagfeast was important would the knife be able to pull it off lips newbie was going to spill the beans on the job in hand. like all hoist jobs timing was inportant. lips was worried bout clyde cos he was famus for coming to soon and never worried bout time. were as bonny liked to play with guns and make sure they where clean after fireing bofore any job could continue. so friday nite it was that the most feared criminals of all time was to meet and play out the positisions needed to make the job cum together. to cum before the play is not a good day
he he he i know ya still luv me padds i know ur not mad but they dont hahahahahahha
what was all this about planks padds sat on his rockin chair up on the flybridge of his ship pondering the past and remembered when he was a child and something to do with a plank. it was still a bit cloudy his mind was also on his nct for his boy racer car. it then struck home to him when he was a lad while playing kick the can with the lads on his street 1 of the boys tho padds was cheating cos he had go faster nikkiboink runners on and had no probs getting to the can and kick it. this made the boys a bit jealous and 1 of em hit padds on the head with yup ya guessed it a feckin plank. so if padds seems to b straying off the story line dont worrie he cant help it cos..........loon:crazy::giggle:
:welcome:with the story now takin so many turns and twists poor ally aka clyde aka sheriff wayne aka kirk aka john boys dad he is confused cos at 51 u start to lose ur mind and the brain calls dont work as well as the youngings like newbie and padds but ill do my best. just remember to nudge me now and then to keep me on track just in case im kirk in a waltons sceen or wayne in a star ship sceen. so if ya ever deside to do a peter pan story i want to b peter pan cos he never gets old and he dont need a zimmer frame ooooo and ill b able to fly to newbie and bonns and play with padds cos he a lost boy hahahaha.
with the story now takin so many turns and twists poor ally aka clyde aka sheriff wayne aka kirk aka john boys dad he is confused cos at 51 u start to lose ur mind and the brain calls dont work as well as the youngings like newbie and padds but ill do my best. just remember to nudge me now and then to keep me on track just in case im kirk in a waltons sceen or wayne in a star ship sceen. so if ya ever deside to do a peter pan story i want to b peter pan cos he never gets old and he dont need a zimmer frame ooooo and ill b able to fly to newbie and bonns and play with padds cos he a lost boy hahahaha.
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with the story now takin so many turns and twists poor ally aka clyde aka sheriff wayne aka kirk aka john boys dad he is confused cos at 51 u start to lose ur mind and the brain calls dont work as well as the youngings like newbie and padds but ill do my best. just remember to nudge me now and then to keep me on track just in case im kirk in a waltons sceen or wayne in a star ship sceen. so if ya ever deside to do a peter pan story i want to b peter pan cos he never gets old and he dont need a zimmer frame ooooo and ill b able to fly to newbie and bonns and play with padds cos he a lost boy hahahaha.
alan bate,s aka john boy was a good country lad brought up in the blue ridge mountains of viginia but swore that some day he would own his own hotel. his dream come true he decided to use the hotel for swinging and the odd barn dance. the bed rooms was simple in design just a bed some hand cuffs, dildo,s, whips and the odd blow up doll. basic stuff to have fun, all he need now was to round up some girls and guys to fill the rooms and bar. padds bonns newbie and clyde was the first customers to arrive to the hotel for this they got a free 6 pack of condoms and ky jelly. as the lads head to the bed room alan shouts lads if u need anything just........
needed help from allybaba they would take control they needed some belly dancers to distract the lads and when they have they would take thomasbigladand borrow thomasbiglads ship and pick up padds alanball newbie clyde and the bonns they have there own party on bored ho and we picked up titan as well he was fishing for...............................
hi is there anyone that can help my hubby is fifty in a few weeks and his fantcy is to have sex with a black woman and i would like to arrange this for him he is a cute cuddlebear and is so gentle and loving i would love to surprise him but can anyone help smile lots of love horneyneedssex
hi 47 year old woman like to meet up first timer i love sex cant get enough smilehave to be gentil only ever had one partner 27 years have to be discreet