Dear Managing Erector
It has been brought to my attention that you are in breach of the recruitment embargo as agreed at the recent love in on Haddington Road.
The lovein clearly ejaculated that the only new positions being considered would be clearly taken from behind. Further more it should be pointed out in section 69 of the said agreement that soliciting of young ladies on your own with out my involvement would result in you having to sit in the naughty corner.
I trust this will not happen again and all candidates will be given a damb good seeing to during the interview process.
I will personally conduct all interviews in my shag pad, west of the Shannon.
Yours
[b:fd368a15f3]Foreverchairman[/b:fd368a15f3]
Candidates should be competent in handling a variety of situations, manipulate a few key tasks, be proficient with their hands and be very flexible in adopting a multitude of different positions.:bounce:
Candidates will also be expected to possess a full understanding of the rude-imentary skills required and be willing to subject to a deep anal-ysis and exploration of their innermost psyche.:notes:
Dress code for interviews should be as expected for a good probing...(deliberate pause).....interview.:rascal:
Interviews will be held Wed, Thursday or Friday afternoon, this week or next, by appointment only.
Completed applications with full resume and accompanying pictures directly by e-mail to the:
[b:5729f06aed]Chief Sexecutive/ Managing Erector[/b:5729f06aed]
Shamster 
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