Thirty-Something Man with Empty Bed Seeks Lady Companion to Make Bed Less Empty
in Limerick 29/1
Bed companion requirement includes:
•must be female and born a female :) Birth cert may be required to confirm :)
•not required to laugh at my bad jokes, but must have a high tolerance for them;
•A sharp wit is priority, I like a bit of banter
•Physical dimensions...well I like breasts and a nice bum
•Must possess your own teeth
•Must have your own mind
•Must have pics here and be willing to share prior to any meet
You may have to multi task and become a bar companion as we may indulge in a beverage beforehand just to put us at ease with one another and if at that point theres no attraction then I'm fine with no action, however if you do decide at that stage you want to continue with a bit of banter we can stay in the bar and have a laugh.
So ladies, or even a couple with a straight male, pm me if your up for a bit a crack or maybe even more
And if your not up for a bit of action, and I get no suitable replies, there's an Iron in the room so pop in with your ironing and we'll have an Ironathon and a bit of a chat, might as well get some use out of the room, surely this will appeal to someone
Sparkie
replies on a postcard to 69 Demented Heights, Littleville, or pm me, send a pigeon even or if your a Game of Thrones fan and your Raven delivers your mesages send him