Match Venue: Kildare Date: 12th May Celebration: This is to mark the Super Celts winning the SPL. Kick-off: 3pm Referee: Celtic_Cpl Match application rules: This is a home match and to be considered for selection if we have not previously met you on the field of play you must have some photos on your profile and be available for selection on the date. You also must be available to turn up for a pre match meet for drinks/coffee. A no show due to injury or cancellation will result in a red card leaving you unable to apply for any further matches. This also applies to those who have applied on previous occasions and cancelled. There will be pre match drinks and food with craic and ceol to pave the way for post-match frolics... Please do not apply for selection if you are not 100% sure of kitting out for the team... Places are available for the following: Team Physios…. Team Nurses…… Team players… Team advisors.. Linesmen… Lineswomen… Hat Trick scorers (not strikers)… The Celtics are equal opportunity players and welcome both singles and couples.. To those of you who have joined us in our 'Celtic Park' on previous occasions… 'You have mail' 'Hail Hail the Celts are here aka Dave and Mags'
On a tour of Scotland, the Pope took a couple of days off his itinerary to visit the north coast near aberdeen on an impromptu sightseeing trip.
His 4X4 Popemobile was driving along the golden sands when there was an enormous commotion heard just off the headland. They rushed to see what it was and upon approaching the scene the Pope noticed just outside the surf, a hapless man wearing a Rangers football shirt, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a twenty-foot shark.
At that moment a speedboat containing three men wearing Celtic shirts roared into view from around the point. Spontaneously, one of the men took aim and fired a harpoon into the shark's ribs, immobilising it instantly.
The other two reached out and pulled the scum hun from the water and then, using long clubs, beat the shark to death.
They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious man into the speedboat along with the dead shark and then prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard frantic shouting from the shore. It was of course the Pope, and he summoned them to
the beach.
Upon them reaching the shore the Pope went into raptures about the rescue and said, "I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I had heard that there were some hooligan elements and sectarianism, bigotry and evil people trying to divide
the glorious Celtic and Rangers, but, now I have seen with my own eyes this is not true.
I can see that your society is a truly enlightened example of cultural harmony and could serve as a model on which other peoples could follow."
He blessed them all and drove off in a cloud of dust.
As he departed, the harpoonist asked the others, "Who was that???!" "That," one answered, "was his Holiness the Pope. He is in direct contact with God and has access to all God's wisdom."
"Well," the harpoonist replied, "he knows f*ck all about shark hunting. How's that bait holding up or do we need to get another one?".
hi there, were new, love to join your party however !!! truth is not celtic fans ! woops
this i believe could be a serious problem looking at yer profiles (s)
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Match Venue: Kildare Date: 12th May Celebration: This is to mark the Super Celts winning the SPL. Kick-off: 3pm Referee: Celtic_Cpl Match application rules: This is a home match and to be considered for selection if we have not previously met you on the field of play you must have some photos on your profile and be available for selection on the date. You also must be available to turn up for a pre match meet for drinks/coffee. A no show due to injury or cancellation will result in a red card leaving you unable to apply for any further matches. This also applies to those who have applied on previous occasions and cancelled. There will be pre match drinks and food with craic and ceol to pave the way for post-match frolics... Please do not apply for selection if you are not 100% sure of kitting out for the team... Places are available for the following: Team Physios…. Team Nurses…… Team players… Team advisors.. Linesmen… Lineswomen… Hat Trick scorers (not strikers)… The Celtics are equal opportunity players and welcome both singles and couples.. To those of you who have joined us in our 'Celtic Park' on previous occasions… 'You have mail' 'Hail Hail the Celts are here aka Dave and Mags'
sound good, keep us in mind will supply lots of jelly and ice-cream!!!!!!!
hi celtic cple im chris from dublin would love to ateend the champions party huge celts fan andswing4ireland great team together would love u to consider me for an invite i havent been to a party in ages would love to put names to faces and meet some really cool peeps im a single male so i dont know if ur allowing single to the party but would really appreciate a consideration for it
chris from dublin nickname is bigfootiefan
Thanks to everyone who applied to attend this, we have now reached full capacity and have closed this guest have been sent to all who are attending. If we couldnt invite you to this one our next is on the 9th June and is posted on the forums, we will do our best to accommodate you at this one.
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Hope yous have lots of fun in Paradise, 
have a gr8 meet guys xxxx
mrnmrsmac xxx
hav pics there if needs be :)