A very discrete E.G.M. being held in a Boardroom in Limerick ... I'm the P.A. who will be on hand(s & knees :lol2 to serve every need, take dicktation, bend over backwards to please, bang off a few copies ... whatever the V.I.P*.'s desire in fact ...
To apply for a place on the Board, you must own/borrow/steal a suit & a briefcase, be a genuine team player who's not afraid to bare his soul (... etc :rascal:...) discretion is also pretty high up the ladder or we'll all be collecting our P45's on the way out ... :small-print:
All interested applicants must supply a C.V. complete with face pic, references & favourite tailors, & we'll be in contact to arrange interviews :haha:... The Boss (who is not Mr.H btw ) will have the last say but I'll point him in the right direction
Oh yea ... & if there are any other potential P.A.'s out there who fancy sharing the workload, welcum on board !!
*Pricks
I have already been through the interview process by you babe so I expect to attend that Boardroom meeting.
I am in Limerick tomorrow thursday and would love a second interview if you are available. I have a dinner to attend around 7pm but free before or after for some fun
just wondering if i could be of some help here i have handeled "your asset" before :censored:
maybe you could use my dicktaphone
just looked through my reference's and a few are from you
If only it were closer Sounds like a blast I'm sure your inundated with offers but if your ever thinking of repeating this experience, given some notice I'd be happy to come practice my secretarial skills
Would like to afore mentioned EGM
have a lot of views to express , also have some specific thoughts around agenda
will only attend if relevant stakeholders are present and are willing to take on required workLOAD.
would like to add to agenda :
1) resources to achieve climactic reslut
2) visuals required for relevant presentations
3) personal disposal of KPI bi-product
yours
A2M CEO
p.s please pm if ageneda amendement is acceptable
Quote by bustydd If only it were closer Sounds like a blast I'm sure your inundated with offers but if your ever thinking of repeating this experience, given some notice I'd be happy to come practice my secretarial skills
Hey bustydd I'm giving you over a week's notice to get your secretarial skills greased up!! There's a yummy list of suits to interview & wud love if u could help out with the debriefing :moon: - I'm sure there must be a gentleman up in your neck of the woods who would jump at the chance of giving you a lift down in/on his chopper!! :giggle:
oh.. i have the high heels and stockings with the line up the back to wear under the skirt..
but alas i wish i was closer.. include me if ure up Busty's way!
Have a great time!
XX
Would love to offer my Input in this process but alas I am over seas at the moment talent Scouting in the South Pacific...please telex me the outcome of the meeting so I won't have to travel as far the next time I am looking for head....er I mean head hunting..
Quote by gingerfire oh.. i have the high heels and stockings with the line up the back to wear under the skirt.. but alas i wish i was closer.. include me if ure up Busty's way! Have a great time! XX
Awh Gingerfire I'm sure u cud share a ride down in that chopper that Busty's gonna climb up on ... it would b a terrible waste of high heels and stockings with the line up the back if you didn't attend ... might be just what's needed to clinch an important merger, persuade the bankers to deposit or withdraw their assests ... whatever ... these are all ideas I've read on CV's so there's some fun ppl out there & u could help us choose the topic up for debate ... I was thinking something along the lines of 'Pornography in the workplace - does it increase output?' ... attendees to bring relevant material for display/discussion/demonstration ... :laughabove:
Quote by askacouplenow Could i be trained to do all that work??? Ono
Ono hun u so totally won't need any training - you're an absolute natural !! Delighted to welcum u on the team & know that there'll be lots of heat under plenty of collars if u're gliding round the room with the Rich Tea biscuits :giggle:
Quote by helsea This is just tooooooo funny...........
It's actually quite seeeeeerious helsea ... one inadvertent slip of the tongue at this meeting could cause the downfall of many important members ... :lickface:
few quick questions maybe more to follow
will the directors be allowed direct???
would it be suitable occassion for video conferencing???
could said video conferencing be interactive?
allowing proxy directors to direct ???
said querys while appearing flippant
would greatly enhance mass market capabilities in a shrinking market place
perhaps said suggestions could be tabled at beginning of meeting
to allow for an open exchange of views?
cheers eoin
i would like to take this opportunity to thank all who made the effort to attend the E.G.M. we had to change the venue at very short notice but Katie as a good employee(P.A. of the month) :lol: pulled out all the stops and the meeting was relocated to more comfortable surroundings
special thanks to "ono" for her invaluable input it the meeting and the points!! she made hwoar:
please forward on the minutes of the meeting :small-print:
till the next meeting take care all xxx
to serve every need, take dicktation, bend over backwards to please, bang off a few copies ... whatever the V.I.P*.'s desire in fact ...
To apply for a place on the Board, you must own/borrow/steal a suit & a briefcase, be a genuine team player who's not afraid to bare his soul (... etc :rascal:...) discretion is also pretty high up the ladder or we'll all be collecting our P45's on the way out ... :small-print:
All interested applicants must supply a C.V. complete with face pic, references & favourite tailors, & we'll be in contact to arrange interviews :haha:... The Boss (who is not Mr.H btw 
) will have the last say but I'll point him in the right direction 
Oh yea ... & if there are any other potential P.A.'s out there who fancy sharing the workload, welcum on board !!
*Pricks
just looked through my reference's and a few are from you 
Sounds like a blast 
I'm sure your inundated with offers but if your ever thinking of repeating this experience, given some notice I'd be happy to come practice my secretarial skills 
might be just what's needed to clinch an important merger, persuade the bankers to deposit or withdraw their assests ... whatever ... these are all ideas I've read on CV's so there's some fun ppl out there & u could help us choose the topic up for debate ... I was thinking something along the lines of 'Pornography in the workplace - does it increase output?' ... attendees to bring relevant material for display/discussion/demonstration ... :laughabove:
for her invaluable input it the meeting and the points!! she made 
hwoar:
please forward on the minutes of the meeting :small-print:
till the next meeting take care all xxx 
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