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Hello Mark here, i thought id see what all the fuss was about my parents have been going on and on about this site now for ages lol,,,,so here i am.
Thank God we're getting a wittier class of Newbie around here lol
Welcome - enjoy - and catch you in the chatrooms :giggle:
Oh fiddle sticks ill have to back that up now, rite heres my best worst joke......Did you hear about the 2 cannibals eating the clown??....One turns to the other and says 'does this taste funny to you.
Newbie my a*&e "2008" makes ya older than me :P
lol,,,,,ah ye but i only put a pic up today, LEAVE ME ALONE im still a shy newbie
leave ya alone....on a site like this...newbie(in pretence).....not a hope shy guy blink
Ah Amberx im loving all this flirting i think were really starting to connectsmile Ok ill start, you must be tired Amberx? Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
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Hello Mark here, i thought id see what all the fuss was about my parents have been going on and on about this site now for ages lol,,,,so here i am.

:grin::grin::grin::grin: Humour arrives on Swing :grin::grin:
Men don't fake orgasm - no man wants to pull a face like that on purposesmile
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Men don't fake orgasm - no man wants to pull a face like that on purposesmile

Well that is true Newbie, because it's not a pleasnat sight, when a guy's face goes purple and the veins on his neck stick out like Deirdre Barlowssad
Yes its a painfull experiance alright, wondering weather she seen your making love face.
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Yes its a painfull experiance alright, wondering weather she seen your making love face.

Nope..I wouldn't shag her in a snow storm...
:welcome: Hope you learn some new chat up lines:giggle:
Ye ill have to get some decent lines...........I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
banghead Not getting any better:giggle:
What about.....Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself
Witty aren't you lol:giggle:
Some call it witty, others call it dame out rite annoying.
You should purse you lips when you whislt play