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sex just esn't enough anymore

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Warming the Bed
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guy here looking for female for proper relationship in monaghan area smile
Sex God
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Hi Generous, Sorry to say you might be looking in the wrong place here but good luck to you with it.
Warming the Bed
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a bluff methinks - he's hoping some nice girl'll come across for a night's rumpy-pumpy just to prove the point :rascal:
Warming the Bed
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oi sexford.....whats wrong with some nice rumpy pumpy????....lol....

nothing !
Sex God
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what is this "rumpy pumpy" duel... a new ballgame rotflmao... surely this thread should be in the games section :bounce:
Sex God
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Aren't they something to do with the "Oompa Loompa" guys form the Chocolate factory??? pmsl.. :giggle: innocent
Sex God
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No, I think rumpy pumpy is the guy who fell off the wall.
Sex God
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"Humpty Dumpty" even?? innocent
Sex God
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LB ... u need a wall to sit on ... u should av said ... my builders av just left & a lovely new wall is waiting for a nice ass :moon: to sit on it :thrilled:...better still the wall is build with 9inch solid ricks
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Quote by user=alan-ball
LB ... u need a wall to sit on ... u should av said ... my builders av just left & a lovely new wall is waiting for a nice ass :moon: to sit on it :thrilled:...better still the wall is build with 9inch solid ricks

Did you mean Bricks or Pricks Alan.innocent
Sex God
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jeez, looks like you lot scared poor generousdick away :scared:
Warming the Bed
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Do none of you read the newspapers/listen to the radio/watch tv/gossip down the pub ?
rumpy pumpy was the prescription recommended by a dublin gp, the phrase being read out at said gp's recent trial.
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I hope that doctor doesn't get struck off, I wouldn't mind getting a sick cert off him; 'Newbie9 will not be able to attend work for the next month as she requires an intensive course of prescription rumpy pumpy'
Sex God
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Hmmmm,Newbie.....As it just so happens,,It turns out We have the cure for that..... US.....innocent :doggy:
Warming the Bed
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yes, acquitted. rightly so in my opinion. it's very easy to say something which you think is merely informal but is taken as an insult. inappropriate perhaps but not a matter for the courts; they ought to be more concerned with pursuing real criminals like the so-called christian brothers and those who aided and abetted them.
on a lighter note, i'd like to apply for the position of apothecary to this physician :devil:
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Okay - so if sex isn't enough, why join/keep using a website that is for folks to find sex partners? dunno :doh:
On the other hand:

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yes, acquitted. rightly so in my opinion. it's very easy to say something which you think is merely informal but is taken as an insult. inappropriate perhaps but not a matter for the courts; they ought to be more concerned with pursuing real criminals like the so-called christian brothers and those who aided and abetted them. on a lighter note, i'd like to apply for the position of apothecary to this physician

Gets in the queue for the Apothecary and the Physician
rotflmao
Warming the Bed
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marie, you go to the physician first to get your prescription which you then bring to me to be dispensed...
Warming the Bed
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a lot of interesting replies......... which cleared nothing up...... smile
Sex God
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I don't think it could have been made any clearer, if you want a proper relationship then you will need to join a site that is designed for people who want proper relationships, not a swingers site.
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hmmmm why ask for a (ahem) "proper" relationship and call your username generousdick??? Maybe we're all on the wrong site if you think your question isn't a tad mis-placed... or do you play charades per chance... some lucky dame going to get a good seeing to! Try one of the dating sites, plenty of or something like that! You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead
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Quote by user=generousdick
a lot of interesting replies......... which cleared nothing up...... smile

Hun Titan already cleared it up for you, perhaps you were expecting more, fair play to you though for submitting your post, and you took all the ribbing in good spirit..
This site Generous is in all honesty a swing site and that is clearly about sex, now it is possible for people to meet and relationships to develope, that has happened on occassions, but very few people come on looking for realtionships, especialy singles.
Many single members are looking for exactly what it says on the tin so to speak, or NSA, now your only 24 hun if it is a relationship you are really after, you have lots of choices, dating sites, clubs pubs ect..
Enjoy the site for what it is Generous a fun way to meet like minded people, not everyone gets the real meaning of what swinging is all about first time around Generous, so hope this helps.
Good luck with the hunt :)
Sex God
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NSA sex ummmm like the sound of that offallycouple. Do you have a brochure that one could peruse in the comfort of ones home or could you pop in and as it were give one one ( not sure about that grammar). Bring your fingers too might be able to utilise them.
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NSA sex ummmm like the sound of that offallycouple. Do you have a brochure that one could peruse in the comfort of ones home or could you pop in and as it were give one one ( not sure about that grammar).
Bring your fingers too might be able to utilise them.

No brochure Mr Muldern, but I do have a 20 pont questionaire, popping in the post as I type..lol.
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If u r popping something into my post er box should i slip into something more comfortable or is it a cum as you are event. Anyhoo i look to forward to your delivery and hope that i will be able to deal with the contents of your envelope. Be sure to give the envelope a good lick before sealing it as we dont want anything slipping out do we.
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No brochure Mr Muldern, but I do have a 20 pont questionaire, popping in the post as I type..lol I would be interested in seeing the questions and providing answers
Sex God
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Alan dont be greedy let me answer first then u can have a go. (mulder pouts then stamps foot and wanders off into the undergrowth muttering to self) :taz: