Should wanking be to new fitness craze you could have gyms with creams dildos loads of porn and tissues in stead of weights and running machines instructors could be on hand to help you
No sorry but since discovering the joys of sex masturbation while necessary cannot hold a candle to the joys of sex with a woman. (now if that doesnt get me laid nothing will :taz:
mulder
Jesus Jimmy if i was sensitive i would be upset but seeing as i am not mrs m has knocked you off list of possible shags ( had to bribe her tho, the woman has such low standards) anyway nah nah nah nah nah.
PS wanking makes hairs grow on your palms.
It doesnt but you looked didnt you
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mulder
