(keep ya hard col) lol
yes i have witnessed the buggers...
ever been brought home in a squad car?
Yes
Have you ever flown with the mile high club?
Not yet.
Although, what's the rail equivalent of the mile high club?
Have you shafted someone to get what you want?
No......karma is a bitch
Do you own a pair of wellies?
Nope.
Do you like Marmite?
Yes.
Do you like chocolate body paint ?
yes
have u used an object besides toys while masterbating?
Ermmm yes........ Sometimes you just hafto get creative
have u ever been caught masturbating??
yes......highly emabarssing, even for a 14 year old!
no messing around with you forbidden, you get straight to the nitty gritty!
have you ever masturbated in front of some for their pleasure?
:-o yep :rascal:
Has anyone accidently found your page open to s4i?
no...the joys of being single and living on my own!!!
have you ever come so hard you thought you were having a heart attack???
No (not a heart attack anyway)
Have u ever been caught naked by hotel staff? ???
yes
just stepped out of shower !
do you like hotel meets??
Yes (can't beat a bit of hotel sex) that's wat ex siad to my mother. Went down like a lead balloon.
Do u like sex outdoors? ??
yes i do
have you ever had sex in a double decker bus ??
No
Have u ever shagged in a nightclub??
no
have you ever got a lady to give you her underware when in a public place??
stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back
no.
Have you ever faked an orgasm ?
I have in the past but never do anymore
(I've learned a few tricks that mean I never have to :rascal: )
Have you ever had sex with a virgin??
No, and wouldnt want to either
Are you enjoying your time on this site?
its seems ok, i only joined on friday.
have you ever called in sick to work to stay in bed and fool around with your partner instead
No.
Ever shared your last rolo ?
Shared ...no.
Ever been to meet and greet hosted by or someone from swing?
Yes - a long list of m&g lol
Did you have a good weekend?
No awful
Did u go out sat night?
was out saturday afternoon that count?? lol
ever had a strange request from a meet??
"stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back"
No
Ever done a runner on a meet??
no but have had no shows!!
are you meeting new people very discreetly???
" stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back"
Yes....discretion is my always assured.
Did you ever meet neighbour/friend/relative at a meet and greet ???
So far....no......I'd die......
Do you get nervous before a meet and greet?
