yes
do you have a real fire?
Yes,
Cheese n onion or Salt n Vinegar?
neither
ladies in stockings or just undies?
Thats not a yes or no question! Do you hate Mondays?
yes............................
do you like to shop????
Net
is it possible that one day a boy will be born who can swim faster than a shark?
No
Are you drinking alcohol right now?
No. Wish I was though
do you find me odd?
cannot possibly answer that question buddy!
do you like christmas time?
Yes I love it, and I will answer Buddy - yes ;)
Are you looking forward to the weekend?
Yes!
Are you going to any parties soon?
No and don't intend on buying any lol
Have you started your xmas shopping?
No will do so in Belfast
Are you horny now?
no
you fed uplistening to the doom and gloom about this country??
Yes
I'm really excited about the weekend coming, are you?
no!!!
would you like to in a warm country now?
no
would you like to drive a fast car
Yes
Would you like me to make you blueberry pancakes for brekkie?
Yes
Have you put your christmas tree up yet?
no
Full Irish or continental brekkie ?
Yes??
Have you ever performed a striptease?
Will you stuff my bird for Thanksgiving :rascal:
:haha
nly if you clean it out 
Will u pip my cherries for the christmas pudding
)
Can you keep a secret 