Alan i would be very full of sausage by then lol so think i would have to have Virgo and Mrs M all to myself. :evil2:
ffs ye are all obsessed with sex. Anyone would think this was a swing site and not the social networking site it so obviously is.
At this point I think we should pile all our clothes on the floor, oil each other and play catch. Now that would be wild lol
We could play naked twister lol
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Why does the image of a naked oily Alan spinning his wheel fill me with dread.
Mulder leaps from window runs screaming naked and oiled into the night trips and falls groin first into the only nettle patch within ten miles. Thats going to put dent in my sex life for a few minutes.
oh yes ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I guess i will have to slap Alan but gently, cos he is a sweetie (ffs did i really say that).
Oh you did Mulder, your turning to the dark side lol
feeling very naughty so a good hard slap on the arse lol
...a few slaps on the arse may provoke a response from Mrs. lol lol
We are horny as hell so fuck, suck slap as many times as possiable
and right back at ye raven must be the weather horny here too
Or something in the water lol
I think I will have to spike Longjons, Knocks & Mr M medications so I can have my way with all the lovely ladies.
Alan by the time you spike all my medication you would be worn out and anyway even being within 10 feet of some of anti-hallucongenics I am on will shrink your willie ( altho seeing as its 5 foot long losing half of it will prevent you tripping over it when you walk)