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Wise words or commonsense???

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Always try to make other people happy,
even if you have to leave them alone to do it.
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An empty stomach is not a good political advisor.
Sex God
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you may be only one person in the world, but to one person you may be the world.
Sex God
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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.
Sex God
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Always take precautions during sex.. Lock the door!
Master of Sex
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Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny.:thumbup:
Sex God
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He who Laughs last is normally a bit thick.
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“I've learned that good-byes will always hurt, pictures will never replace having been there, memories good and bad will bring tears, and words can never replace 
Sex God
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Never eat yellow snow and cow tipping doesn't work put you are drunk hehehehehehe
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Being left handed is a step in the right direction
Sex God
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fook,,, I am left handed
Sex God
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If you're ever selling your house, and some people come by, and a big rat comes out and he's dragging the rattrap because it didn't quite kill him, just tell the people he's your pet and that's a trick you taught him.
Sex God
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Take my advice I'm not using it
Warming the Bed
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy