Whats the worst injury/physical impediment you picked up whi

Sexpert

0 likes 6 Apr 2011

Whats the worst injury/physical impediment you picked up while playing?? lol

I dont know if its old age or to much sport in my younger years or too much naughty fun since i joined the site, but both my hips are giving me nice reminders that in years to come, i may need to trade them in :lol: dunno

Naughtygirl1

Sexlightened

0 likes 6 Apr 2011

3 slipped disc's in my back, but was well worth it wink

Titan79

Sex God

0 likes 6 Apr 2011

Hips are near bollixed as well, but the suffering was worth it, The odd seveer case of friction burns to the knees as well, but nothing to send me to Hospital..yet... :twisted:

Unknown User

0 likes 6 Apr 2011

Concussion and a bit of a black eye when I hit my head off the bedside locker !!

Unknown User

0 likes 6 Apr 2011

Quote by Kool-as-ice
..... both my hips are giving me nice reminders that in years to come, i may need to trade them in

:laughabove: Kool, I thought you were in your prime!! Are you saying you're knackered??? innocent

I might just have the answer to your condition :whistling:
For me......it's usually the lack of sleep I suffer from :giggle: :giggle:

tryinout

Sexlightened

0 likes 6 Apr 2011

I haven't picked up any injuries that a good night's sleep wouldn't cure but a mate of mine tore his 'banjo string'... the bit that attachs the foreskin to the head... said that the pain was unbelievable and there was quite a bit of blood :uhoh:

lucylovesit

Casanova

0 likes 7 Apr 2011

tryinout...... liar,,,, innocent

:whistling::whistling::whistling::swingingchair:

Topman34

Warming the Bed

0 likes 7 Apr 2011

Quote by tryinout
I haven't picked up any injuries that a good night's sleep wouldn't cure but a mate of mine tore his 'banjo string'... the bit that attachs the foreskin to the head... said that the pain was unbelievable and there was quite a bit of blood :uhoh:

Ooooouch ! i know of someone that that done his bango string too and same story from what i heard, there was a lot of blood in that case too .

Unknown User

0 likes 7 Apr 2011

Extreme exhaustion!!! :sleeping:

tryinout

Sexlightened

0 likes 7 Apr 2011

Quote by lucylovesit
tryinout...... liar,,,, :whistling::whistling::whistling::swingingchair:

What part lucy? That it was a 'friend'? lol

:whistling:

Kool_as_ice

Sexpert

0 likes 7 Apr 2011

Cloud9: So what is the answer to my problem????

renualt5

Warming the Bed

0 likes 7 Apr 2011

Quote by tryinout
mate of mine tore his 'banjo string'... the bit that attachs the foreskin to the head... said that the pain was unbelievable and there was quite a bit of blood :uhoh:

been there done that emmence pain indeed and yup some blood!even hurt to pee for a week after :sad:

Kool_as_ice

Sexpert

0 likes 7 Apr 2011

how prey tell do you snap that "banjo string"???

tryinout

Sexlightened

0 likes 8 Apr 2011

Quote by Kool-as-ice
how prey tell do you snap that "banjo string"???

I would guess 'accidentally' and 'regrettably'! lol

Unknown User

0 likes 8 Apr 2011

Quote by tryinout
how prey tell do you snap that "banjo string"???

I would guess 'accidentally' and 'regrettably'! lol

Is due to a large **** not having its foreskin pulled down completely when the tooo tight condom is put on...then energetic thrusting causing friction on said foreskin and it only takes one hard full thrust into a very tight *****!!! redface

See some men do need durexXX :giggle:

Naughtygirl1

Sexlightened

0 likes 8 Apr 2011

is it wrong that it makes me giggle lol

Unknown User

0 likes 8 Apr 2011

naughtygirl laughing at it is a little bit sadistic rotflmao

Naughtygirl1

Sexlightened

0 likes 8 Apr 2011

aw i feel bad now for laughing at the boys pain, i need to be spanked for being sadistic wink

lucylovesit

Casanova

0 likes 8 Apr 2011

Quote by tryinout
tryinout...... liar,,,, :whistling::whistling::whistling::swingingchair:

What part lucy? That it was a 'friend'? lol

:whistling:
Try hun ,,no the part about you never picking up an injury ,,, :whistling::idea::whistling:

Titan79

Sex God

0 likes 8 Apr 2011

Quote by Kool-as-ice
how prey tell do you snap that "banjo string"???

'Dueling Banjo' strings.
Dum dum dum dum dummmmmm. lol

** That was a crap impression of a Banjo**

Unknown User

0 likes 8 Apr 2011

No real injuries, just stiff and sore joints & muscles after partying well into the night wink

renualt5

Warming the Bed

0 likes 8 Apr 2011

Quote by worshipme
how prey tell do you snap that "banjo string"???

I would guess 'accidentally' and 'regrettably'! lol

Is due to a large **** not having its foreskin pulled down completely when the tooo tight condom is put on...then energetic thrusting causing friction on said foreskin and it only takes one hard full thrust into a very tight *****!!! redface

See some men do need durexXX :giggle:
got it in one :lol:

Unknown User

0 likes 10 Apr 2011

:giggle: at naughty and sparks being so honest about the :giggle: slipped knee cap :O but that happens usually just putting on the damn heels :eeek:

Unknown User

0 likes 10 Apr 2011

Met a girl while out clubbing 1 night she brought me back to straight to bedroom,I knew something was,nt way thru deed heard a car pull up..her taxi driver husband. A big tall angry looking told me to jump out window,cause he,d throw me out of it......I did and landed arseways halfway in a god the pain shot up my leg could,nt make a noise broke ankle.....quite funny now looking back but at time it was,nt