actually....i really have an aversion to coloured toilet paper. gimme white every time.  
      Always being honest (honest)
Can't stand morons
good with my hands
Very creative but also logical  
      I dont suffer fools lightly and will bide my time to get revenge :twisted:  
      We do our best to make sure everyone staying at our's has a brilliant time and feels right at home.
Not just with swing but in everyday life too. 
We love visitors :cheers:  
      Stumbling from one disaster to the next but I am still standing.  
      I will stick by a person no matter what as long as they dont mess me around  
      Do me a good turn and I'll never forget it. Regardless.