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What made you smile Today?
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Seeing Mrs Sugar get all hot & excited while sex texting earlier on. Talk about slippery when wet ;)
And I thought she only did filthy sex texts with me 
Roll on the weekend, its gona be a scorcher in our house 
:hump: 
:evil2: :69::boink::drinkies::bounce:
Soooooo cant wait :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Did someone say retirement??? F#ck that, theres way too much fun to be had ;)
Roll on the weekend, its gona be a scorcher in our house
:hump: :evil2: :69::boink::drinkies::bounce:
Soooooo cant wait :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Did someone say retirement??? F#ck that, theres way too much fun to be had ;) 
Sex God
the sun, as pointed out to me by someone :rose:
Sex God
:bounce::bounce: sly smile as i passed the hotel for the kk meet
sly smile as i passed the hotel for the kk meet Getting 4 tickets to see Noel Gallagher in the O2. Only per ticket.
It seems the working class hero understands there's a recession on, unlike other singers/artists/bands.
So cant wait!! :bounce:
Gona be a night of :smoke: & :beer: (Cigarettes & Alcohol for those of you that dont know the song)
;)
Sex God
Seeing my kids with all the other children and staff of their school dressed up in costume and doing a walk of the town :grin: It was really nice to see everyone get involved, even the parents :scared: 
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to checkout the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam,
'Is this a union house?'
'No,' she replied, 'I'm sorry it isn't.'
'Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?'
'The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,' she answered
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street
in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued
until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, 'Why yes
sir, this is a union house.
We observe all union rules.'
The man asked, 'And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?' 'T he
girls get $80 and the house gets $20.'
'That's more like it!' the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly
attractive green-eyed blonde.
'I'd like her,' he said.
'I'm sure you would, sir,' said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year
old woman in the corner, 'but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according
to union rules, she's next.'
'Is this a union house?'
'No,' she replied, 'I'm sorry it isn't.'
'Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?'
'The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,' she answered
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street
in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued
until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, 'Why yes
sir, this is a union house.
We observe all union rules.'
The man asked, 'And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?' 'T he
girls get $80 and the house gets $20.'
'That's more like it!' the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly
attractive green-eyed blonde.
'I'd like her,' he said.
'I'm sure you would, sir,' said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year
old woman in the corner, 'but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according
to union rules, she's next.'
Sex God
Quote by Sugarloaf
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to checkout the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam,
'Is this a union house?'
'No,' she replied, 'I'm sorry it isn't.'
'Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?'
'The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,' she answered
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street
in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued
until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, 'Why yes
sir, this is a union house.
We observe all union rules.'
The man asked, 'And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?' 'T he
girls get $80 and the house gets $20.'
'That's more like it!' the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly
attractive green-eyed blonde.
'I'd like her,' he said.
'I'm sure you would, sir,' said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year
old woman in the corner, 'but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according
to union rules, she's next.'
:rotflmao: had a great giggle at :laughabove: 
time so :thrilled::thrilled::thrilled::thrilled:
Sex God
Memories of our antics this weekend :bounce:
:bounce: My bro telling me about his partner breaking down on a motorway in Dublin yesterday and her phone was dead. She had their two young kids with her and she decided to walk the hard shoulder to get to a phone.
Two Det Gardaí came along and when she told them what happened, they went back to the car, retreived the child seats and dropped the three of them all the way home (25 Miles).
Now I know I have a tendency to rip the pi$$ out of the Gardaí, but in this case it shows that there are decent cops out there. Well done lads, a very big thank you from me
:thumbup: 
PMSL here. My mam has the Sitting-room covered in these poxy silly stupid cyclinder-shape/rolls for cushions. They're totally hard and un-comfortable, and she has them scattered all over the furniture. But being the entrepeneurial and innovative soul I am, I found the perfect place for them - the coffee-table .....
to rest me legs! Ahhhhh nice. :-D
:lol: :bounce: :bounce:
:lol: :bounce: :bounce: 
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Slightlysexys most unfortunate :-( miss-hap with the Telly drop, Reminded me of the "Only fools and horses" episode where Del boy and Dave (Rodney) waiting under the chandelier to catch it when grandad releases it ...... have a look >>>>>>>
assionkiss::passionkiss:
nom nom nom 
mwink:Met a customer today with the work I did for them, I was only home in the door and they called saying how happy they were with the work I did.
Now I work at something I really really enjoy, and theres nothing like getting payed for something you enjoy doing, but when a customer calls and says how happy they are, well it just makes the job all that more satisfying 
