What have you used to masturbate with?

16 Jan 2010

Quote by user=ravenfire
whats masturbation?? :wank:

:giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:
Looked it up in the dictionary and there was a picture of my ex:haha:

:rotflmao::rotflmao: Raven :clap:

16 Jan 2010

Well the only thing he was good at was:wank: :giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:

16 Jan 2010

raven you can use me to masturbate with (gives raven the puppy dog eyes):rascal:

17 Jan 2010

My imagination,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

17 Jan 2010

Hmm there was a picture there a few minutes ago??? Darn Gremlins . . . . .

17 Jan 2010

Ditto bongo..its great rotflmao

18 Jan 2010

Damn guys.... you found me out..... smile

I needed some extra wanking material with wife away, I've only just come up for air.... so to speak! :) :) :)

18 Jan 2010

Well Raven, I have used a number of things to get me going.... porn.. wifes undies... hands, mine and others.... have done the rubbing against the leg bit while giving oral, used an electirc toothbrush, fruit.... smile

:) :) :rose

18 Jan 2010

i once used da wife.........not mine i'm single........ .......some1 else,s :-) :-) :-) lol

18 Jan 2010

Quote by user=pheasant
Well Raven, I have used a number of things to get me going.... porn.. wifes undies... hands, mine and others.... have done the rubbing against the leg bit while giving oral, used an electirc toothbrush, fruit.... :) :) :rose

That is a nice list pheasant lol
I have used...my hand, dildo, wine bottles, hairbrush, wooden spoon and other kitchen utensils, shower head,candles, washing machine, dryer, hoover, sweeping brush,different kinds of knifes, pint glass, wine glass, back scrubber, and all the other normal things a person uses and some there is no way in hell i`m going to admit to.

19 Jan 2010

:giggle:..Raven..did you ever try the gearstick of a ferguson 20 on full rev bolt

19 Jan 2010

Quote by user=longjon
:giggle:..Raven..did you ever try the gearstick of a ferguson 20 on full rev

Quite Quite MAD.
Some men will be calling soon to take you away longjon. Dont resist because they like that.
:crazy:

19 Jan 2010

:grin: Muldern...bag is packed ...I need a break :giggle:

20 Jan 2010

Ah jesus no Long, the thoughts of an old famers mucky hands been all over it......i respect my pussy more than that innocent

but did happen to land on a railing once, not my fault i kepted hopping up and down on it:whistling:

20 Jan 2010

:giggle: Sure i know Raven...lifting yourself up and down off railings is great exercise for the upper arms innocent

20 Jan 2010

That it is Long. :giggle:

20 Jan 2010

Still find you cant beat the imagination when chocking the chicken :giggle:

20 Jan 2010

actually to get serious here Alan...would you prefer to think of a past encounter or imagine a future encounter

20 Jan 2010

Should you not use your hand to do that Alan, didnt think the imagination was that good that it could :wank: you off or choke a chicken lol

20 Jan 2010

Oh ffs Long and getting serious just doesnt add up lol

20 Jan 2010

:taz:God forbid that I dont ever hurt my right hand

20 Jan 2010

I would kiss it better so do it harder and faster lol

20 Jan 2010

Aww thanks Raven...but now if you were to kiss something else .:thrilled:..well then I wouldnt need my right hand

20 Jan 2010

i suppose i could if your a good boy ask teddy to kiss it better for ye:haha: passionkiss

20 Jan 2010

Raven I was wondering if I could use you. God that was terribly rude of me, proposition ing a married woman. Anyone would think I was on a swing site.

20 Jan 2010

Quote by user=muldernTcell
Raven I was wondering if I could use you.
God that was terribly rude of me, proposition ing a married woman. Anyone would think I was on a swing site.

This is not a swing site:eeek: ah well:haha:
You can use both of us Mulders...we dont mind:haha:

21 Jan 2010

Quote by user=longjon
actually to get serious here Alan...would you prefer to think of a past encounter or imagine a future encounter

both longjon ... the past happy memories ... and future meetings & what I would like to try..

21 Jan 2010

Quote by user=longjon
:giggle:..Raven..did you ever try the gearstick of a ferguson 20 on full rev

need to watch out for the greasy oils stains from that one long :bolt:

21 Jan 2010

:giggle:Cutie... I suppose a black knickers would be in order, or :grin: then again no knickers at all