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Ok..here's a little game...with an easy one to start.. The wetter I get the more i dry.... What am I? If you answer you must pose a question..
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A Towel What word written in capital letters looks the same upside down as it does right side up?
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The answer is NOON Happychappywife: Do I get a prize? hump Oooops! Its not meant to be that kinda question eh? lol OK, here's one: What demands an answer, but asks no question? :confused:
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A Telephone What starts with the letter 't', is filled with 't' and ends in 't'? and yup have a prize for u right here ;-)
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A Teapot... What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
Orgasminator
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A kangaroo :huh: You can have me but cannot hold me;Gain me and quickly lose treated with care I can be great,And if betrayed I will break.?
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Trust I'm where yesterday follows today, and tomorrow's in the middle. What am I?
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A dictionary I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am i
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Breath You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when im dead what am I
Orgasminator
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An Onion How much dirt is in a hole 1 metre deep by 1 metre wide?
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None... it's a hole... lol The person who makes it, sells it. The person who buys it never uses it and the person who uses it doesn't know they are..
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A Coffin I can be cracked, I can be made, I can be told, I can be played?
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A joke :-) I go round the world but stay in the corner
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a stamp lol I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I? wink
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the letter E smile What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll? Or What has roots as nobody sees, Is taller than trees, Up, up it goes, And yet never grows?"
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all kens stuff i wud imagine haha lol a mountain ? when set loose i fly away,never so cursed as when i go astray... :twisted:
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A Fart lol I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be..
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5ive! The more you take away, the bigger I get
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5ive! The more you take away, the bigger I get nope lol
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A hole? You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?
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A tent wink when young i am sweet in the sun , when middle-aged, i make you gay, when old , i am valued more than ever... :smile:
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A grape
I have an eye but cannot see. I am stronger and faster then any man alive but have no limbs.
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A storm. It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?
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Nothing Take away my first letter and I remain the same. Take away my last letter and I remain unchanged. Remove all my letters and I'm still me. What am I?
Sex God
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a Post Box? I travel all around the world but never leave my corner.
Sex God
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Titan.. did the post box give you the idea, lol is it a ... stamp. What is black and white and red all over?
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A sun burnt penguin... rotflmao I have keys that open no locks,I have space, but there is no room,You can enter, but you can't go in.
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A key board. And the one above is a newspaper. DUH lol
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Sure... Penguin is better...And u didn't put a riddle.... Duh! Moving on... What has 4 eyes but can't see?
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Mississippi I'm tall when I'm young and I'm short when I'm old ???