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Sex God
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if while your pleasuring a woman and she took out her toys, would you feel she was calling your manhood or abilities into question or would you give her a hand playing with the toys. personally i luv to have toys to play with.
Sex God
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Same as that Alan I find them a added bit of fun more so than a threat, I've a few pieces of paraphenalia that I like to bring to me on meets if the other party is on to explore.
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I only ever had one bloke that was unimpressed with my toy collection, other than that, the rest seem to love it
Sexlightened
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:P:evil2::welcome::wave2:yeah, shaven, toys are great!!, arnt they!!!,i have a preference for a train set, or those little remote control cars!!!:doh:banghead:sparring:
Sex God
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I was introduced a toy to a guy once, omg poor man, I thought he was going to have a seizure:-o:-o I err..pushed a little too hard:-o:-o
Master of Sex
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i truely thought that toys were all the go nowadays madeye:but a comment passed by a couple on here surprised me appparently i was a feckin idiot suckin on plastic:undecided: :smile2:well hey i love my toys innocentespecially when my hunny plays with me and it adds a bit of spice and naughtinees :whistling:any new ones lately :haha:
Sex God
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have to say, ive never been one to derive pleasure from toys , perferring the real thing , having said that i do have some fantastic looking glass ones , my mother came across them in my bedside drawer and asked me if they were swavorski crystal.... pmsl ...
Sex God
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fantastic looking glass ones , my mother came across them in my bedside drawer and asked me if they were swavorski crystal.... reminds me of a scene when Miranda's cleaning lady found her toys and promptly put up a statue of the virgin mary on d bedside locker ... mothers dont you just love them ...
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Whats it they say .... Little boys never grow up ... Their toys just get more expensive. Anything that adds to the occasion is good in my view.
Orgasminator
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:Phope ye threw the "virgin mary " in the bin wit the rest of the rubbish loon. toys r us in this bedroom :doggy:
Sex God
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I don't have any toys of a sexual nature, I haven't tried any yet either. So far I've been happy enough to play with the bits n pieces nature provided. Regular toys, well now thats a different matter, I'm a complete child at heart. On a trip to London my first stop would be Hamleys smile
Warming the Bed
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Quote by user=tedEbare
:P:evil2::welcome::wave2:yeah, shaven, toys are great!!, arnt they!!!,i have a preference for a train set, or those little remote control cars!!!:doh:banghead:sparring:

trains going into tunnels eh ? just lie on ze couch unt ve vill have a talk about zese dreams, young man...
Warming the Bed
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I don't have any toys of a sexual nature, I haven't tried any yet either. So far I've been happy enough to play with the bits n pieces nature provided.

lb doesn't like chocolate, newbie doesn't have any toys... the world's falling apart in front of my eyes
Sexlightened
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Assuming All Women have toys(sic) or maybe ...in our minds all women should have toys ? rhetorical My Partner and I have never felt the need to add plastic to our enjoyment of our bodies...that begs another question.. yabba frank
Sex God
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Assuming All Women have toys(sic)
or maybe ...in our minds all women should have toys ? rhetorical
My Partner and I have never felt the need to add plastic to our enjoyment of our bodies...that begs another question..
yabba
frank

That figuresinnocent
Sex God
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Quote by user=fjvm9
Assuming All Women have toys(sic)
or maybe ...in our minds all women should have toys ? rhetorical
My Partner and I have never felt the need to add plastic to our enjoyment of our bodies...that begs another question..
yabba
frank

....no Plastic? not even a credit card..everywomans fave piece of plastic..frank you cruel cruel man.
Sex God
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This isn't relevant to toys, but wasn't sure where else it would fit. Not sure what the rules are regarding mentioning brand names ect. I guess I should go read them at some point. Anyway, recession money saver, I was in a large english owned chemist chain shop today and they had condoms on offer. Two 12packs of durex or two 18 packs of their own brand, for €15. So for any regular party goers its a nice little saving. innocent
Sex God
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Condoms??? What are they?? :giggle: We're guilty there also,, ...No credit cards in this house...Those things are bad for your health..:thumbup:
Warming the Bed
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fantastic looking glass ones , my mother came across them in my bedside drawer and asked me if they were swavorski crystal....
reminds me of a scene when Miranda's cleaning lady found her toys and promptly put up a statue of the virgin mary on d bedside locker ...
mothers dont you just love them ...

Reminds me when I was looking for a hairdryer in my mums bedside locker... found a Rampant Rabbit!... Felt a bit weird about it, but then said to myself... fair play Mum ;-)
Sex God
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Is there a toy invented yet that talks to you?
Sex God
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loon ffs gk do ya REALLY want it to talk to ya??? rotflmao
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gk :haha: every womans dream date you mean rotflmao:lol2::laughabove:
Sex God
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Is there a toy invented yet that talks to you?

GK if I can be ur sex toy I will talk to you...before , during and after :bounce:
Sex God
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I'd like to know what it would say,"oh hello gk, Ive had such a quite day, sitting in your drawer, nothing much happened really, a pen rolled over, it was really funny, but I guess you'd have to be there. ssooo, can we have a chat about duracel ultra batteries, I feel so cheap in these no brand batteries..."
Sex God
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Lol..To the lot of you:grin: Newbie, imagine a toy that sat there quietly, until you took it out, when you switched it on it said, 'Hi Golden, my aren't you looking wow today, hey hun no need to cook or clean baby, put your feet up, and when I am finished you are in for a whopping great time hunni'and freakin meant every word! Until that day happens, it is cheap batteries all the way:grin:
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Well GK, I have a toy I could lend you..... It's 6 ft, gives regular compliments, doesn't answer back, cooks, cleans and is 'ever ready' without the batteries :giggle:innocent
Sex God
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GK...talking toys, now there is a business idea... be a bit like the mirror in Snow White, but we know what happened to the Step Mother in that story. I hope you never fit me with yellow pack batteries, ever ready or durexcell only please
Sex God
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Shaven hunni how often would you loan out that toy? :bounce::giggle:
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For you babes? Any time :doggy::lick:passionkiss
Orgasminator
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thats one hell of a toy... id gladly give up my bag of tricks if i cud get me one of those lol..can u choose the height and rideability????..... where can i get me hands on one of those plz tell me lol