1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know." 2) "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?" 3) "How come it's so BIG in there?" 4) "You've done this with a lotta guys before---right?" 5) "Next time I come over, don't bother with the underwear,...OK?" 6) (Sniff, sniff) "Is that CAT food?" 7) (Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!!" 8) "You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!" 9) "My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better." 10) "Do you know what a 'douche' is?" 11) "Maybe if you did some pushups, your boobs would grow." 12) "I want you to try some of MY deodorant." 13) "I'm not into relationships. Can't we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?" 14) "Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!" 15) "I never saw a girl with hairy tits before!" 16) "I've been getting these little blisters lately...." 17) "You wanna do those dishes before you leave?" 18) "You should go wash that, the cabbie will think something DIED in there!"
Quote by user=lovebird Did you cum?? freaks me out:doh:
when they have 2 ask its time for them 2 leave! No. Have some fun first. Then tell him to get lost. A little bit of bladder leak when you're on top. Then say "Yes"......he won't know the difference (unless you ask him to lick-up your "cum"):smile2: But if he asks "did you cum at the same time as me hun"....then that isthe limit (for the insincere use of the word "Hun", hun) jo
Quote by user=jomor999 Did you cum?? freaks me out:doh:
when they have 2 ask its time for them 2 leave! No. Have some fun first. Then tell him to get lost. A little bit of bladder leak when you're on top. Then say "Yes"......he won't know the difference (unless you ask him to lick-up your "cum"):smile2: But if he asks "did you cum at the same time as me hun"....then that isthe limit (for the insincere use of the word "Hun", hun) jo I never peed on a guy in my life
Would never ask a woman had she "cum".. We'd KNOW she had..We'd be asking her,if WE had cum...pmsl.....
"Was it as good for us as it was for you"?? lmao...
In reply to an earlier question on this thread....(set by LB)
Yes. and Yes.
Pregnant woman....but I knew what she was at (and she giggled her head off and peed even more).
Dirty.....but nice. :devil:
Jo
Quote by user=lovebird In reply to an earlier question on this thread....(set by LB) Yes. and Yes. Pregnant woman....but I knew what she was at (and she giggled her head off and peed even more). Dirty.....but nice. :devil: Jo
im intrugied jo......yes and yes???? hhhmmmm lovebird xx Yes....I know alot about it (I was pretty well educated at college in the right subjects, believe it or not) Yes....i've had experience of the peeing on me. I have not given an answer to whether or not I was aksed to clean the stuff up or not....who knows? (only 2 people) j
"Bet you loved it"
or
"That was good I'll tell my mates about you"
(ok, some of you women may say...."great idea...I hope your mates are better than you")
If you were snot I'd pick you first.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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when can we meet again i like your ass and you give good head
pmsl ha ha ha !oooops better clean that up