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The Worlds Shortest Fairytale

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ding
Master of Sex
Once upon a time a bloke asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'... The girl said 'NO!'... AND THE BLOKE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER AND FUCKED ALL HER MATES AND RODE MOTORCYCLES AND WENT FISHING AND PLAYED FOOTBALL AND DRANK BEER AND ATE CURRY AND LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP AND PLAYED ON THE PLAYSTATION AND FARTED AND HAD A WANK WHENEVER HE WANTED......The End. For all those confused females out there, it's simple. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a fucking sandwich!.
Unknown User
:giggle:
thewup
Orgasminator
Don't know about you ding ? but I'm bleedin' starvin' ..... I mean horny....
Unknown User
well now does he want a ham sandwich for the hunger or a human sandwich to get his erection back? :doggy:
Unknown User
Gawd Ding that's as old as you :moon:
ding
Master of Sex
May never have an erection EVER again but wiling to be proved wrong ...boink Ideally a dinner invite from a pole dancer or stocking and heel clad goddess :boink:
Unknown User
Ding that was fecking brilliant i choked on me coffee when you sent to it me ha ha ha:laughabove:
sameplace
Casanova
rotflmao:laughabove::laughabove::lol2::lol2::lol2: