Sorry about the caps, I just copied & pasted from an email 
WHEN THE FIRST PERSON WAS FORMED, ALL THE PARTS OF THE BODY, ARGUED OVER WHO SHOULD BE THE BOSS.
THE BRAIN EXPLAINED THAT SINCE HE CONTROLLED ALL THE PARTS OF THE BODY, HE SHOULD BE BOSS.
THE LEGS ARGUED THAT SINCE HE TOOK THE MAN WHEREVER HE WANTED TO GO, HE SHOULD BE BOSS.
THE STOMACH COUNTERED WITH EXPLANATION THAT SINCE HE DIGESTED ALL THE FOOD, HE SHOULD BE BOSS
THE EYES SAID THAT WITHOUT SIGHT, THE MAN WOULD BE HELPLESS, SO THEY SHOULD BE BOSS
AND THEN THE ARSEHOLE APPLIED FOR THE JOB......
THE OTHER PARTS OF THE BODY LAUGHED SO MUCH THAT THE ARSEHOLE BECAME MAD AND CLOSED UP.
AFTER A FEW DAYS THE BRAIN WENT FOGGY, THE LEGS WENT WOBBLY, THE STOMACH GOT SICK,
THE EYES GOT CROSSED AND UNABLE TO SEE.
SO THEY ALL CONCEDED AND MADE THE ARSEHOLE BOSS.
THIS JUST PROVES THE THEORY THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A BRAIN TO BE A BOSS...
JUST AN ARSEHOLE!
Sorry about the caps, I just copied & pasted from an email
Sorry about the caps, I just copied & pasted from an email 