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Swing masterpiece
Hectors broken glass fell to the ground as his 3 inch penis began to pulse, although small, his eruption went 20 feet up in the air, like a cobras spit, then a second spit followed by a third, each one like a shot from a pistol, the lady impaled herself on Hector, her eyes expanded with each squirt, she released a deafening shrill
just then...the AA team pulled up and flashed their headlights a few times..hector, being an expert dogger...managed to hit the headlights too as he came for the final time.....yeah, said paddy and seamus ..the AA men inspected their tools...looks like she needs a thorough service and lubricants alright....
luckily they had crates of bass and plenty of government issue condoms...which were en route to sub saharan africa....the whole field was sealed off by the garda air support unit, who figured the polititians had stopped to cut a yellow ribbon on some little sheebeen en route to the big smoke.....with that bono appeared...looking for the consignment of condoms to africa, and out of his limmo, stepped christy moore...who took in the debaunchery around him, and pulled out his guitar to sing.....ride on
Sex God
..Tail lights, but on closer inspection were in fact her ass cheeks glowing now from the spanking she got from hector when the rest we busy looking at cosmo and the guy with the 3 inch mickey, She was almost at the end of her tether, she was horny as something made from horn(er sorry best I could think of) and here she was watching this mad scene erupt and not a feckin mickey had breached her wetness yet,. Then suddenly..
The word tribunal was heard, with that every one scurried back onto the bus pulling up their pants as they ran, Hectors father grabbed him, come on the cows have to be milked,Hector stuffed the cosmo into his pocket,when the dust settled she found herself alone staring up at the clouds as they drifted across the sky, she got to her feet a gentle breeze blew cooling her long slender thighs, only she could walk in those high heels like a catwalk model over the grass, alone she opened the car door, as she sat into the car she gently patted her friend, she looked into her rear view mirror only to see the blue flashing light of a Garda traffic cop approach, She admired the slim curvaceous body encased in a one piece leather suit, as the Garda approached she rolled down her window, Licence please she said in a quiet sultry voice
she was shocked had the beautiful Garda changed into a man, she put her hand out to fell the long soft hair, her hand ventured down to discover a zip, she pulled gently, the smell of leather was perfume to her nose, she was over joyed to see her favourite colour, red, the small lacey bra held two perfect B cup breasts, with nipples pointing skyward
She leaned back onto the bonnet, and spread her legs, she was watching the other young guard approach and whispered in the young ones ear, "lean over me ,I think it is time for good cop bad cop, no one arrests an ex member of the guards and gets away too lightly", she gave her old workmate the nod, and he came up from behind.....
she got to her feet and took control, ordering two of the truckers to take the large garda and bend him over the double bass, she then placed her hand between her legs and gather the love juice from inside, she took the truckers tool now standing to its full glory and greased him up ready to explore that brown puckered star, not a sound could be heard except for the .....
No it was a US jet on its' way to Shannon, full of huge American Missiles(yummmmmmm), the Pilot had gotten lost flying over Cavan..
He set down in a field, and the Americans disembarked, they handed out candy flavoured condoms, a 10 inch strapon was produced for Hector, then they all dropped their pants(yummmmmmmmm) and roared "right you guys , lets swing Gi style!".........
next thing, Barbie sauntered out from behide a hedge with a bottle of creme de mente, with her pals , Addies, Mr Make ,and the man with no name
all those GI,s
double yummy
in the distance, music could be heard, was it Journey?
Dont stop believing, sing along now
whoa oaoaoaoo....
a few more people approached,
oh look its......
Sex God
....its bucks fizz, cheryl has her quick-detach skirt on her and all....woo hoo.
Make realised it was time for 'Making yer mind up' and Grabbed barbie and headed back for the hedge, giving her the once over before pouncing, then suddenly....
Hector ran amok!
Never in his life had he the pleasure of ten inches, albeit plastic, he was leaping around, screaming "come get me".....then the whole lot stopped, looked up to the sky, grinning like village idiots for a few minutes, the Angelus bell had just rang out.... The gis were bemused, but joined in the grinning then...
