Hey! Chatting to girls on the site, it's apparent that many of the same things annoy us. So girls, add to this list, comment if these annoy you too or not! Boys, read and learn...
1. Asking how long have you've been on the site? Read my profile, it’s on top of the page.
2. Whispering without permission – you don’t know what it’s like to be a girl on the site – we get hounded sometimes, our screens get full of whispers and we miss what’s going on in the chatroom.
3. Asking do you meet many?. Again, look at my profile. I meet. I’m genuine. I’m not a messer. That’s all you need to know, it’s none of your business how many I meet.
4. If you’re coming to my house, bring something. A bottle of wine, a packet of biscuits, anything. I’d never visit anyone without bringing something; it’s a common courtesy.
5. Provide condoms and dispose of them afterwards. If you’re in a girl’s house ask her where she’d like them disposed. The eco friend in me gets annoyed when they’re flushed down the toilet though I know that is some girls’ preference.
6. Asking in chat as one of your first questions 'what are you into?' I'm into sex. What do you think I'm into on a swing site? Em, who are you? Do you really think I'm going to tell you the finer details of my sexual preferences.
Right! who's next? Lets be having ye!!! ;););););););););););););)
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:D I must agree with all of the above BUT its not always just guys either---some woman do the same thing :O I think you forgot one :lol2:
When they ask if you had any fun lately...then procede to ask you to tell them about it 
AGAIN its none of your business!!!
If you have to cancel a meet...a text would be appreciated as well :dry: (serial cancellers tho won't be tolerated-us girls talk :fury: )
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non-condom users :loon: pics of non-condom users :kick:
:eeek: ok Eden maybe I thought u missed more than one :giggle: So boys and girls that do the said above...i hope ye are :notes:
.... Do you do personal Coaching :giveup:
Guys who text me to see when i fancy meeting, when i explain that im not free at minute they say oh they are looking for a meet today but cant get anyone to meet them...So u text me!!!! not one of ur wiser honest moments, a women doesnt like to feel she is last on your list of booty calls, try a hooker instead ...oh wait they charge!! hmmm try good old palm so 
Guys who tell me they shud have met x, y or z last week but it was cancelled, x.y or z are probably my friends on here..I hate name dropping, it disgusts me actually.I dont care who u have met, what u did with them, or if u will be seeing them again. Or guys asking me what such and such a person is like, i say nice, then its well have u shagged them....MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.....
You either want to meet me or you dont...Or maybe you would prefer an email of who I have met, for how long and if it was good....:mad:
Guys who text repeatedly while im working..I work alone, usually dont answer my personal fone for 2 hrs at a time, yep thats how long a groom takes, then cos I haven't answered I get even more texts... are u busy? are u not talking to me? whats up?
I have two hands not ten, there are times I need ten to keep a dog on the table, keep it still, scissor or clip it..I get paid to do this, not to answer fones mid groom, its very distracting for both me and the dog.I have to leave the fone on as its both my personal and fun fone, and kids/best friends tend to need you at funny ppl I make exceptions for.....So if I dont text you back straight away its not personal, its really cos my hands are busy doing other earning money :)
Feck Eden you have done it now lol lol
I have made note, not to forget the bottle of wine next time I get an invite to yours and not to leave it on the hall table on the way out :notes: and to bring you your cuppa tae in bed the following morn before I do a runner 
oh and lads when i'm in chat my hubbie is usually with me and can read everything you say!! Don't assume the female when in chat is on her own or that she hides what is said to her in chat(i hide nothing from hubbie):boo:
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So ppl, take note - respect, good manners and etiquette will take you a long way on here with the gorgeous girls of Swing :angel::angel:
r if your on cam an they say,why is your husband not fucking you right now,ehhhhhhhhhhhhh because he can have it when ever he wants