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Surefire ways to annoy a girl on swing!

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Ahhh stop givin' out.
just wondering do the men have a post similiar to this?? cause i am sure both men and women on the site run into problems, etc, just wondering, no need to shoot me thanx :gagged:
quote]Hotty - that would be a waste - you have a great ass; just made for a good kicking and !

Flick of a wet towel Eden, much more fun :bounce: :bounce: :devil: :devil: :bounce:[
Dame did this all arse ways let me try again !!!
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Hotty - that would be a waste - you have a great ass; just made for a good kicking and :sparring:!

Flick of a wet towel Eden, much more fun!!!!:bounce::bounce::devil::devil::bounce::giggle:
:laughabove: thats something i would do hahaha doing it arse-ways :clap:
I quote "I can only spare an hour so will have to be quick"
:kick: This gurl doesn't do quickies, no greet no meet :2fingers:
Quote by user=Amberx
I quote "I can only spare an hour so will have to be quick"
:kick: This gurl doesn't do quickies, no greet no meet :2fingers:

:clap::clap::clap: u go guirl, I soooo hear(and agree with) that statement... :bounce:bolt
Agree to meet in a week............then text me first thing the following morning....thru-out the day...until a good nite text EVERY DAMN DAY OF THAT WEEK :fury: :sparring: :kick:
Worship hon, are you telling me that they kept texting without replies? Just don't reply straightaway. I regularly leave my phone in the car, run out of battery, am in a meeting, am with my Dad, am with my Granny, am with my brother, am with my sister, am with my puppy... replies can be delayed, problem solved. Replying straightaway sends the message that you want to engage with text conversation/are happy with the texts etc. I think.
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Worship hon, are you telling me that they kept texting without replies? Just don't reply straightaway. I regularly leave my phone in the car, run out of battery, am in a meeting, am with my Dad, am with my Granny, am with my brother, am with my sister, am with my puppy... replies can be delayed, problem solved. Replying straightaway sends the message that you want to engage with text conversation/are happy with the texts etc. I think.

true, and sometimes you can't reply bcos you're doing your bit in protecting the planet from extraterestrial sex probers!!!!
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Agree to meet in a week............then text me first thing the following morning....thru-out the day...until a good nite text EVERY DAMN DAY OF THAT WEEK :fury: :sparring: :kick:

Count yerself lucky I get no texts sad it's always Eden ringing me for the phone sex and I'm just not that kinda gurl :angel:
discreet? ha! that's a good one. :P
Amber, you know you love the sound of my dulcet, heavy breathing tones!!
:happy: :happy: :happy:
It bloody well happens Eden I won't go into it, but trust me it happens damn space lesbians wrecking my Friday night grrrrrrr
outdated profiles....i can't STAND it!surpriseduch:
profiles that say "Hey I'm a 25 year old male" and then the age on the profile is 32 or something....
also add to that bad grammer and atrocious spelling and you got a big X through your name in my books (though maybe that one just bothers me)....
but seriously, it takes two minutes to update your profile, five minutes to write something half decent/interesting and about 20 seconds to spell check!
the way I see it...if you can't make an effort on your profile then you're not going to make much effort elsewhere....:smoke:
ok, SECOND rant over now!LOL
:giggle:
Let it out Babybites!! I hear you!! biggrin
Quote by user=Eden
Let it out Babybites!! I hear you!! biggrin

thanks Eden
rotflmao
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this is like coaching!smile but i do realise now how annoying we can be!
Quote by user=fitguy4fem
this is like coaching!smile but i do realise now how annoying we can be!

banghead :banghead: no whats annoying is the over-whelming urge to pour melted chocolate over that belly of yours and lick it off.... and you not falling for my over-powering charms :banghead: :banghead:
:upset: :violin: :upset: :violin: :upset: :violin: :upset: :violin: :upset:
Ringing her at 2 in the morning because you're drunk!!! :kick:
Quote by user=Amberx
Ringing her at 2 in the morning because you're drunk!!! :kick:

or 4 fecking times between 3&4 am grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :fury:
just wanted to say, as a single guy, it's tough on here... especially as i'm only really looking for single women.. i always try to be mannerly, and a little bit flirty... but i understand that women are probably recieving 20 to 30 times as much mail as us fellas... still, that being said, there are a lot women on here who are just messers and not interested in meeting up. i wont meet wit someone unless i either see them on cam, or speak on the phone.. pics can be of anyone, not necessarily the person you're speaking to. So, that being said, sometimes, the genuine ones might seemed peeved at me because i'm actually trying to suss the real from the messers. i dont want a penpal... im looking to MEET. so hopefully, the real ones will surface sooner than later..hahahah
Hi all I know I'm not supposed to be on this but guys the ladies are just trying to tell us to slow down. Meets are not going to happen over night it all takes time. I'm new to this but learning fast, I actually got some good advice from some nice girls ( yous know who yous are ) . Thanks again for the private tips sure you never know we might meet some time. Xxx
Right here goes, the thing that annoys me most ,is,,,,
when you have been chatting to a male for a bit and have gotten to the stage when your arranging a meet, and the next sentence is "Do you have any female friends that would like to join us"?
Drives me bananas, implies all sorts of things,the major one been that I'm not enough for the meet.:mad:
SS the question should be,:happy::happy: "Please,Please can I bring a friend along, your way too much woman for one man?":inlove::inlove:
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SS the question should be,:happy::happy: "Please,Please can I bring a friend along, your way too much woman for one man?":inlove::inlove:

Hell Yeah.......drinkies
When guys say or do something stupid, then try to backtrack claiming it to be a joke, well duh...we aint all mind readers as most guys so fondly like to say!!!
Quote by user=Sherri
When guys say or do something stupid, then try to backtrack claiming it to be a joke, well duh...we aint all mind readers as most guys so fondly like to say!!!

Never ever works biggrin
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