Purpose of this thread is for members to post a question that they have always wondered about but don't have the answer. Other members may offer those answers!
(The funnier the better!!)
At the cinema, which armrest is yours??:confused:
Why do I see shadows moving in the kitchen through the glass panels in the door while I watch tv in the living room? Is my place haunted? Can a new house that we had built be haunted?
Oldfield......get a hanky and have bath.....simple solution
Alicolwic.....that dolmen is bringing swing spirits to your house
Kitten....dunno answer to that one!
Alicol new houses can contain spirits and energies just because the building is new the ground it is built on isnt............just think they are probably thinking what the hell is he doing here lol lol lol
Quote by ballina-guy How come the Ultimate Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything is 42????
Either it's a nod-the-head to Lewis Carroll who used the number a lot, a nod to the "Hitchhikers guide to Europe" that provided inspiration which on page 42 told of people visiting the UK to trace family roots and finding the "answer a little disappointing", or it's something completely different!
What's the difference between having Guts and having Balls?
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.
Both result in death.
Quote by dubhead What's the difference between having Guts and having Balls? There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome. Both result in death.
If a female wears a pair of trousers, a pair of earrings, a pair of glasses etc, why doesn't she wear a pair of bras??????
As an orange is called an orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?????
Answers on a postcard please.......
If you can enjoy yourself, why can't you enjoy anyone else? What do you call male ballerinas? What do people in China call their good plates? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
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