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I was about to post in the "sex positions" thread, to bend the meaning a little to include locations where we might fantacise about having sex, when I thought that the subject might deserve a thread of its own. So, breaking away from the bedroom, and maybe even from home altogether, where do you fantacise about having sex? Or maybe it isn't even a fantasy - you've been there, done that! I know a little, ruined castle in a remote area. It stands on a hill overlooking a vast expanse of distant countryside. It has no roof, but the main walls are still standing, and the door and window openings are still in their original shape. I'd love to take some lady, who is good fun, to the castle, ask her to stand in that doorway looking across the countryside, her hands on the sides of the doorway, her light cotton dress billowing gently in the summer breeze, and th [Darn. My pen has just run out of ink! ;-) ] Heartiest regards Cool Hand
and then when her back is turned rob her car !!!!
Lift her dress up really slowly...
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Lift her dress up really slowly...

Mmmm. Nice one, addie. I’ll make a note of that, just on the off-chance that I sometime do manage to persuade some fun lady to join me in making the fantasy a reality…
Then there’s the summer evening on a cruiser on the Erne or Shannon. Mooring the boot to a quiet jetty, we finish the day with a good Port, and chat on until the sun begins to dip below the horizon and gradually disappear. A couple of candles are lit and placed on the locker beside the double bed in our cabin. There’s a rhythmic lapping of the water against the sides of the cabin, and the boat sways gently to and fro, offering a sensual enchantment that cannot be resisted…
...then ya both leap nekkid into the erne for a skinny dip woo hoo!!!!!! wobbly bits and all.
A level of dogging. Bravo. Plenty of old places. The more history the betterI am sure google could help you out for inspiration...
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...then ya both leap nekkid into the erne for a skinny dip woo hoo!!!!!! wobbly bits and all.
:idea:innocent
I think the writer has wonderful tight.....................buns....:smitten:
No Bonkin, wonderful rock hard, buns of steel!
Cool did you get a new pen??..yet......
stamps foot
I want to know what happens after the dress is lifted;)
Anyone finding that this thread displays somewhat strangely? And, better still, has anyone worked out why? Nice little puzzle. The answer is in the thread. :-)
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and then when her back is turned rob her car !!!!

Oh, dear! No, no, no. I'd never rob her car! The only thing I'd like to steal from a woman is her self control. ;-)
Which brings me to the next location I'd like to mention... a restaurant. I haven't the stomach for getting myself and a lady arrested for having sex in a restaurant. That would be a nightmare rather than a dream. But there are subtle alternatives. Toys have become very sophisticated in recent years and there are vibrators which are barely audible and come with remote controls. I'd love to go to a top restaurant with an attractive lady, both of us dressed well, and the lady equipped with one of those vibrators. I'd have the remote control. As our glasses together and we sip the first wine, I'd quietly locate the remote control in my jacket pocket and briefly switch on the vibrator, leave it about half a minute, and then switch it off again, just to give a foretaste of how the meal and the rest of the evening will develop...
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...then ya both leap nekkid into the erne for a skinny dip woo hoo!!!!!! wobbly bits and all.

lol. Well, I think your fantasies and mine took divergent paths at some point there, MakeMyDay. :-)
But you've reminded me of another location I've always fancied but never tried - the sea. Rather than the Erne, it needs a private beach in some warm place like the Greek Islands or Caribbean Islands. Late in the evening I'd love to walk out from the beach into the sea, with my other half, until the water is at head height. Slipping swimwear aside, we'd enjoy the fun underwater, bouncing on tiptoe to keep our heads above the waves. The natural buoyancy of the sea would give a sensation like nowhere else on earth. The more I think of it, the more I like that one...
Heartiest Regards
Cool Hand
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I think the writer has wonderful tight.....................buns....:smitten:

This thread seems to have generated wild ideas that are beyond fantasy! lol ;-)
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stamps foot
I want to know what happens after the dress is lifted;)

Addie, can I tell you all that a little later .... perhaps next June, in the doorway of an old castle? kiss
CH ;-)
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A level of dogging. Bravo. Plenty of old places. The more history the betterI am sure google could help you out for inspiration...

Thanks for posting, MidWeekFun. Google might help. But it is the fantasy of what to do when you get there that probably makes the difference.
I like the history idea too. There's a site somewhere, if I could find it again, where some guy has visited and photographed all the ancient monuments in Ireland. Would it be sacriledge, considering that it was originally a burial chamber, to have sex on top of an old Dolmen? failing that I know of a nice old fake stone circle for .... errrm .... similar purposes!
Heartiest Regards
Cool Hand
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I think the writer has wonderful tight.....................buns....:smitten:

Nope , definate tight buns..
This thread seems to have generated wild ideas that are beyond fantasy! lol ;-)
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stamps foot
I want to know what happens after the dress is lifted;)

Addie, can I tell you all that a little later .... perhaps next June, in the doorway of an old castle? kiss
CH ;-)
Why wait to Junedunno:lick:
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Anyone finding that this thread displays somewhat strangely? And, better still, has anyone worked out why? Nice little puzzle. The answer is in the thread. :-)

Hmmmmmm think I may have worked the puzzle out!!!
Going right back to..
I know a little, ruined castle in a remote area. It stands on a hill overlooking a vast expanse of distant countryside. It has no roof, but the main walls are still standing, and the door and window openings are still in their original shape. I'd love to take some lady, who is good fun, to the castle, ask her to stand in that doorway looking across the countryside, her hands on the sides of the doorway, her light cotton dress billowing gently in the summer breeze, and th

If you add......
He slowly lifted her dress, he was pleased to find she wasn't wearing any panties, he began to tease her labia and clit, with his hard cock..
Gently pulling her backwards onto his long, hard shaft, he slipped his cock inside her..
On hearing her moan, he placed his hands on either side of her hips, she began to push against him, and he ran his right hand around her stomach!
Looking down she saw a farmer mowing his field, she was tempted to give him a wave, but she was using her hands to steady herself when she came...
Phut! (That was the sound of the main fuse blowing inside my tiny head!) You have succeeded in leaving me speechless on this occasion. I think the score is 1-1 now. lol kiss Cool Hand
Cooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Mr Cool, Is it okay for others to add their location suggestions??
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Cooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Mr Cool,
Is it okay for others to add their location suggestions??
HE HE HE! Iv soooo enjoyd ye 2 bantering away. As u said 2me addies. Get a room u 2. But ye hv found a castle! He he! Wel done coolhand. Realy gud post. Great entertainment. And u addies 4 being der. Takes 2 to tango! So they say. Thanx folks!
Now there's an idea for a location Cool..Room for two and a tango;) Thank you Tunnel..
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Cooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Mr Cool,
Is it okay for others to add their location suggestions??
HE HE HE! Iv soooo enjoyd ye 2 bantering away. As u said 2me addies. Get a room u 2. But ye hv found a castle! He he! Wel done coolhand. Realy gud post. Great entertainment. And u addies 4 being der. Takes 2 to tango! So they say. Thanx folks!
Thanks Tunnelman. I'm also delighted to see your many posts in the forums these days. It is a fun place and some good friendships started in this forum.
Heartiest Regards
Cool Hand
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Cooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Mr Cool,
Is it okay for others to add their location suggestions??

Please, please do add any location ideas you have, addie. That was the original intent of the thread.
Thanks in advance
Cool Hand
thank you i just did a room and a tango, well Tunnel helped..
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Now there's an idea for a location Cool..Room for two and a tango;)
Thank you Tunnel..

Mmmmm. Nice.
I love all those ballroom dance styles - walz, tango, etc. They are all contact dances, in that the partners are in contact with each other and move as one body. Very sensual! But nude walzing, in a room lit only by candlelight or firelight... Now that is worth trying!
CH kiss