if no one is in the house can you be heard scream, moan or groan... is it like the tree in the forest
What in Gods name have you been doing to the trees in the forest Alan that you are making them scream ,moan or groan?????????????:-?
Remind me never to go the forest with you.
I like to hear a man...especially a manly roar like that...hehe
It depends on where I am and who i am with, but I have been known to let go. I really enjoy giving pleasure first to my partner and this only adds to my pleasure when it is my turn to be pleasured....:evil2::bounce:
Oh dar if we got our durty mitts on ya, you would be heard screaming, moaning and groaning in england lol, and thats before you pleasure us :devil:
:giggle: I think Alan was chopping down the trees so he could toss the caber :giggle:
If he tosses it any more it will drop off and he will have us all searching the forest for it.
Caber Tossing...lol...what do you think of my caber
Brazilian wax scream:eeek:
Your caber is indeed impressive Alan.
Mulder runs for the treeline screaming hysterically and waving hands ove head in bizarre impression of a orang utan thats been kicked in the nadgers.
Mrs M on the other hand would stay to see if she could try her hand at caber tossing (off)
Make sure you dont oil your caber Alan, wouldnt want Mrs M losing her grip at the vital moment lol
:haha:Alan i knew i had seen your arse before our meet, lost count of the times i seen it streaking by in the forest while i was been serviced by teddy lol:giggle:
I came to the forest to reflect but with raven and teddy shagging everywhere and Alan ripping up trees and tossing them everywhere I think it would be quieter at an orge where the guys hadnt seen a woman for several months.
Would that with a nail and hammer Virgo lol
Raven there are more enjoyable ways of making me scream, no need for violence. Any nailing will be done without the aid of a hammer.
Mulder is that a promise????
And would i get to meet my hero Mrs M??
That would be a
Yes and a Yes. we always travel as a pair like testicles (unless one has had a close encounter with a bacon slicer). Apologies to any uniballers out there. I think I should retire for nite as I am getting a little manic here.
Scream for me Mulder, go on scream..pant.....pant..pant....
OH you will just have wait and see virgo and thats a spanking for you young lady. bend over and raise that skirt.
Mulder you cant spank Virgo anymore, she is a good clean living lady now:haha:
cest la vie raven. why dont you just bend over and take her place.
It would be the thing to do (he said innocently)
:moon:Bent over and waiting :moon:
:boink::lick::clap: 
hwoar::phwoar:
I have vays of making you scream:evil2::giggle: