well you have to fill out a job application, & there are pre-Nuptial agreements, so why not a pre-meet ... :P
1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Favorite position (s)?
4. Do you think I'm hot?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8. Would you take a shower with me?
9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12. Condom or skin?
13. Do you give Oral pleasures?
14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures?
15. Have sex on the first date?
16. Would you kiss me during sex?
17. Do you think I would be good in bed?
18. Threesome?
20. How many times would you like to cum?
21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21a. Can I use you as a booty call?
22. Do you like foreplay?
23. What is foreplay to you?
24. Can we take pictures of the act?
25. Phone number?
Paste fill out and return
1. Your Name:
Virgogirl.
2. Age:
47
3. Favorite position (s)?
Reverse cowgirl.
4. Do you think I'm hot?Yes!!!!!!!!!!
5. Would you have sex with me? Yes!!!!!!!!!!
6. lights on or off? On....
7. Would you have to be drunk? Nooooooooooooo.
8. Would you take a shower with me? Only if you hold my soap...
9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? Many .
10. Would you leave after or stay the night? Stay...
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? What do you think?
12. Condom or skin? Condom.....
13. Do you give Oral pleasures?Plenty...
14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? Lots...
15. Have sex on the first date? Yes....
16. Would you kiss me during sex? Plenty..
17. Do you think I would be good in bed? I know you are..
18. Threesome? Nope.
20. How many times would you like to cum? I gave up counting..
21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21a. Can I use you as a booty call? Yes..
22. Do you like foreplay? Does a cat lick cream?????????????
23. What is foreplay to you? Nesicary for survival..
24. Can we take pictures of the act? Who would hold the camera?
25. Phone number? 028 696969
It's quite an easy thread, why the confusion?
Alan just a lil suggestion, but would it not be better if those answering where answering the questions to the last poster??? just an idea :angel:
Do you have a pulse?
Desperation is a terrible thing
Last time i checked there was a faint one lol
MY god raven your pulse fainted. how did you revive it. Try pumping it hard. Let us know if pulse recovers we wait with bated breath!!!!!
"There is just the faintest whiff of insanity about him"
NO I am however soluble wj=hich means i dissolve in water and this makes me easier to take or so says Mrs M.
Think another question could be will you actually turn up lol