Someone mentioned poetry in a thread earlier and it reminded my of something I had thought up during the week;
A Cork girl once did say
That she really wanted to play,
So to party she started,
And by no means half-hearted,
As a swinger she’s going to stay!
Obviously I spent an entire minute agonising over writing it.
Anyway, write a limerick about yourself, or an encounter.
Must be an original, if its one you’ve heard before we probably all have.
from wexford a man did hail,
who selected a wench to impail.
unfortunately for him,
her name was really jim,
Now his equipment is rather frail.
(i live on the border )
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This is to the tune of 'Molly Malone'... sort of.
There was a young fellow
whose mind wasn't stable
he cackled and shackled
his girlfriend to bed.
And there he did tease her,
did kiss and did please her
'til 'Oh, god, I'm coming!'
she screamed out, face red.
There once was a red headed lass
Who behaved very badly in class
With an arrogant stare
She'd bend over her chair
And at teacher she'd wiggle her ass
Jax
LOL god damn they were funny as hell
In the city center of Galway,
was a man who enjoyed foreplay.
Felling quite randy,
and with his cock in his handy,
set off for a quick shag in...Norway...
Ok, so that last bit didnt make much sense...but trying to rhyme with "Galway" is feckin hard! haha
There was a young lass from belfast,
who was worried her time had passed.
so she hurriedly phoned,
to try to get boned,
But her corset remained stuck fast.
There was a poor man from Lahinch,
Whose member was little more than an inch.
When called to perform,
He looked so forlorn,
He had to be guided in using a winch.
There once was a man called Bill who didn't know how to sit still. So he went out one day and he got a good lay, and now all he does is just chill! Would yez just look at that piece of Art-work!! OMFGGG!! I couldn't write a Limerick in School if ya fecin paid me to do it and here I am!! This Site really is educational in lots of ways!!
There was a young man called Ray
who never quite knew what to say.
So he went on the beer
took a girl up the rear
but wasn't lost for words the next day.
Naked on the sands. I find myself impatient these last days For though the sky is bright and blue Still this North and Eastly wind stays Cold, and I am missing you. I bide our time, for time now close again For holding hands and talking On our beach. And naked there remain When most have gone, together walking. And when it's here, we once more can hold, Each other, kiss, and naked on the sand Make love, while seagulls scold The breaking waves along our golden strand. Then under stars and moonlight I adore To feel you rise, your beauty silver, clear And watch you walking naked to the shore It's everything I hold and love so dear. So hurry Summer sun and quickly warm This sea and sand where naked we can play. Behind is gone the Winter wind and storm To spend a little time in love, this way. (For my beautiful naked lover N)
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In the city center of Galway,
was a man who enjoyed foreplay.
Felling quite randy,
and with his cock in his handy,
set off for a quick shag in...Norway...
Ok, so that last bit didnt make much sense...but trying to rhyme with "Galway" is feckin hard! haha