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Sex God
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For all your loves, hates, look for help, etc.
One of my hates is people not using the inside lane, as can be seen on the Naas Rd in rush hour... the outside 2 lanes are jam packed and no one in the inside lane.
Should be signs like this up,:grin:
Sex God
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Long. I was going into my local shopping centre today, a guy from AA approached me, he was looking for new members, I pointed to my feet, and asked him was it possible to get call outs for them, took him a few mins to realise what I meant, then he burst out laughing:haha::haha:
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I hate when people stay in the fast lane arrghh and they could be going 110 kmph in a 120 kmph zone with nobody beside them or infront of them...i hate flashing or tailgaiting but sometimes they do my wick in ggrrrr i can be often seen shouting violently read the rules of the road
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But Long would we not be driving on the wrong side of the road if we where to follow those signs lol
Warming the Bed
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long is on the wrong side all the time raven
Sex God
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bangheadwould you believe I had "but for RHD " on and I got confused and edited it :doh: now now bunny ..behave :giggle:
Warming the Bed
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I have to ask the question. Has sat nav made women redundant in cars?
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ooohhhh tom am building a fall out shelter for the replies on that comment lol lol
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top three driving peaves 1) telepathic indicator, i don't have a telepathic indicator receiver so use the indicator lights, helps also to use the correct one for the direction you are going. 2) Weavers, those drivers who are jumping from lane to lane for the sake of 20 metres and have the telepathic indicator installed. 3) Drivers who don't get overtaking safely, does not mean barely missing the oncoming traffic. This is why I get the mister to drive, I get too annoyed. sat nav just means men have an excuse for being lost like when they don't ask for directions they can now blame the sat nav smile.
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I have to ask the question. Has sat nav made women redundant in cars?

No they have just given men another stupid little gadget to play with, but a pretty usless one as it doesnt help them find their way out of a paper bag never mind anywhere else.
Male drivers:wank::haha:
Sex God
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She is one of the horriblest passengers you could have in a car..she is always giving orders, she is never funny and when you make a mistake she just makes you feel bad,... I mean the lady on the sat nav :giggle:
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We had one and teddy had that bitch Jane on it with her stuck up voice, i sooooo wanted to get my hands around her neck and squeeze very tightly:taz: Teddys parents had a sat nav, but turned the voice to silent as it couldnt get a word in with his mother in the car:haha: (just like his father cant}:haha:
Warming the Bed
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My pet hate is drivers (I use the term lightly) that cannot figure out what lane they should be in at a roundabout. I drive for a living and am forever being cut up at roundabouts, and to make it worse most people don't acknowledge that they are in the wrong. I think the big white arrows painted on the ground should be a decent indication of which lane you should be in..
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I have to ask the question. Has sat nav made women redundant in cars?

Sat navs can't give head :giggle:
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Knock you are soooo bold:kick: But have to ask, how do you know? Did you try?:haha:
Orgasminator
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It was all so innocent Raven..... really.... I had to break suddenly and it fell onto my lap and then the gards came and tapped on the window biggrin
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Oh Knock you poor poor thing:haha::haha::haha::haha: You really took "stick it in the socket" to heart:giggle:
Sex God
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wouldfancy ravens accent on sat nav Turn left and slide hand up inside of thigh. Gently stroke in the play area above stockings. oh fuck yes baby you have reached your destination. I have a filthy imagination
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Mulder i suffer with road rage and cant stand feckers who dont know where they are going, so me as a sat nav voice would not be a nice experiance, unless you like a lot of verbal abuse :haha:
Sex God
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raven i am married with 5 kids verbal abuse is in my job decription.
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:giggle: Bet you wouldnt change jobs Mulderwave
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:giggle:Latest accessory for travelling on Irelands motorways
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:giggle: Bet you wouldnt change jobs Mulderwave

You are dead right Raven i wouldnt not for all the riches in the world.
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That is so sweet Mulder, your family are lucky to have you and you are lucky to have them:rose: