Hey everyone
I am delighted to say i think i have come to a turning point :eeek: ...most of ye that know me and have seen me in chat since xmas have had to put up with my moaning and bitching about messers but i am gonna try and stop that :giggle: emm yeah right
Maybe i am in just a good mood tonight but AGAIN i have been stood up but i kinda had an idea it was gonna happen so i amn;t that annoyed. But what has happened to make me accept this was the pathetic excuse he gave me....he texted at 7 to say he was leaving dublin....and then at half 8 he text and wrote:
"would you mind if we left this to a weekend u were off because i am very tired from driving so would you mind if i turn back"
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Did i just fall off the turnip truck or what??? I should be grateful i at least got a text hahaha. We all go thru this from time to time so ...........
[b:b62d547095] my question is whats the the funniest or lamest excuse you have ever gotton[/b:b62d547095]
aww worship I'm sorry to hear that (even though I will definately use the turnip truck at some stage :rotflmao: )
All I can say about that Ms Worship is: it's his loss not to meet such a fabulous, witty, and charming lady.
Over one and under another I always say
Awh worshipe sorry to here that hun ,,,,,but bigger fool him,chin up hun and all you shout now is ....Next,,your a top class girl hun and if people arrange to meet i think they should at least have the manners to go through with the evening,but we live and learn hun,plenty of swingers in the sea and all that, but for now plays going to snog yah loads, assionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: any excuse to get to snog you lol lol lol xxxxxxxxxxplay
Deceased buddy wrote me this one once, at least it was original! Worsh <<<<<<<<<<< hugs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Well its a rather longwinded tale!!
I'll try be as brief as possible.
As I shaved and made myself presentable for you, i heard a strange rumbling outside. I ran outside to take a look and was confronted by what can only be described as a "terror from beyond the stars"
it turns out a flying saucer had crashed in my garden. As I watched strange beings disembarked from it clad in metallic silver spacesuits. I knew there intentions weren't friendly when one of them fired a ray gun at me.
Luckily I jumped out of the way but my gardenshed wasn't so lucky. RIP sheddy!! I quickly grabbed my trusty machine gun which I keep in the kitchen cabinet (doesn't everyone I hear you say!!!).
I returned fire but sadly my wellplaced shots seemed to have no impact, sensing the futility of my situation I retreated inside. I barricaded myself in the downstairs loo, grabbing bottles of water and some canned goods to prepAre myself for the siege ahead.
They banged in the door awhile with no apparent structural damage. I sighed with relief only for the door to disintegrate with a blinding flash.
The aliens bore down on me and I considered using my bullets on myself but before I could move, they shot with me a tranquilizer and I awoke later to find myself aboard their ship with them about to perform sexual experiments on me.
I was horrified until they removed their spacesuits to reveal 3 sexy female humanoid type lifeforms who then spent several hours probing me deeply.
I did some probing myself, didn't want them thinking human males were pushovers, and finally several hours later they seemed satisfied.
They released me back to my home and returned in their ship to the planet lesbos. Unfortunately by this time it was too late for me to get coffee with you
this actually happened and anyonewho tries to claim that I fell asleep and woke up late to pick up people from the o2 is a damn liar and part of the government coverup to discredit my story!!
Quote by Eden Deceased buddy wrote me this one once, at least it was original! Worsh <<<<<<<<<<< hugs >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well its a rather longwinded tale!! I'll try be as brief as possible. As I shaved and made myself presentable for you, i heard a strange rumbling outside. I ran outside to take a look and was confronted by what can only be described as a "terror from beyond the stars" it turns out a flying saucer had crashed in my garden. As I watched strange beings disembarked from it clad in metallic silver spacesuits. I knew there intentions weren't friendly when one of them fired a ray gun at me. Luckily I jumped out of the way but my gardenshed wasn't so lucky. RIP sheddy!! I quickly grabbed my trusty machine gun which I keep in the kitchen cabinet (doesn't everyone I hear you say!!!). I returned fire but sadly my wellplaced shots seemed to have no impact, sensing the futility of my situation I retreated inside. I barricaded myself in the downstairs loo, grabbing bottles of water and some canned goods to prepAre myself for the siege ahead. They banged in the door awhile with no apparent structural damage. I sighed with relief only for the door to disintegrate with a blinding flash. The aliens bore down on me and I considered using my bullets on myself but before I could move, they shot with me a tranquilizer and I awoke later to find myself aboard their ship with them about to perform sexual experiments on me. I was horrified until they removed their spacesuits to reveal 3 sexy female humanoid type lifeforms who then spent several hours probing me deeply. I did some probing myself, didn't want them thinking human males were pushovers, and finally several hours later they seemed satisfied. They released me back to my home and returned in their ship to the planet lesbos. Unfortunately by this time it was too late for me to get coffee with you this actually happened and anyonewho tries to claim that I fell asleep and woke up late to pick up people from the o2 is a damn liar and part of the government coverup to discredit my story!!
That's bad for ya Worship some people have no sense. I can't think of any terrible excuses I've gotten though I've gotten a fair few at the very last moment (literally) as everyone else has.
I don't get people making excuses. I've never had to make them so don't get it. I always show up if I say I will no matter what. Hopefully something major doesn't happen on the way to a party or a meet sometime and I regret saying that ... :scared:
im sick of people who are full of bull shit !! been on the end of a few no shows myself i have learnt from them and try not to take it personal, but its unreal what you do when you go and arrange a meet put the time to chat,text and e mail them and then get the text saying i cant make it etc etc or in many of my cases no text or phone call!!!, i know we would love to name and shame folks that have done it but alass the powers that be have the final word on this , but i know worship from meeting with you , your a terrific person and its his loss, but you know who are genuine people here and there always there for the fun you deserve!!
same here worship,he was half way down from dublin(so he says) ,then rings me to say that he,s a career for he,s mammy,and didnt want to leave her,course i can smell bs straight away...but the way i look at it ya have to weigh up the nice meets that uv had towards the bad,im guessing there was more good than bad...xx
Ahhh Worship hun .
Hi loss hun ....He missed out on a gem and guaranteed night off fun id say .
As for the worst excuses …..
…………… Well he did text me at 5 O'clock to say he'd arrive at not to worry all was good ……… , I done the usual , Girly things , hair , nail , bubble bath , sexy lingerie and all …………
………….. PUT …………still waiting ………:uhoh::confused::uhoh:………..
as he didn't even have the guts / balls / manners , whatever you choose to call it …..to call , text , mail … ( put was in chat room ) to say he was going to be a no show …His loss I spent a lovely night alone in my hotel room talking on the phone with a friend … .. Have a feeling I had a better night than he did :-)
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As always its not just the bouys who can be messers. Eejits come in all three sexes.
Years ago I met a woman from the South east. Drove for hours to meet her (this was pre motorway) and checked into hotel. We had chatted for months so was really looking forward to it.
She arrived and gave me the wet fish handshake and said you are not like your photograph. Which was odd cos this was pre picture phones and I hadnt sent her a photo.
Bought her a drink, and her body language was so bad other people in the bar were staring at her. I sat looking at her backbone sitting across from me for an excrutiating five minutes, before she said she was leaving. She got up and walked out.
I was stunned. Finished my drink, actually checked out of the hotel and drove home (took me hours). Wondered what had I done to deserve that reaction.
few weeks later spoke to another girl on the same site. Told her the story (embarrased as I was teling it.) Oh she said thats X, she does that to every guy she meets.
Turns out her hubby left her for a girl he met online and this is her little revenge.
So the pillocks can be male or female, you dont need a willy to be a messer folks....
hi worship thatnotnice at alland itis his loss big time as excuse for not meeting i droveto dublin the south side i was in contact with the cpl they told me tppark and he be down to meet me , so i waited 15 to 20 mins then a male came to car said hi can you wait 5mins i have to go to the shop thennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nothing waited another 15 mins then i headed home xxxxxx suzie
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But lets hear about those pathetic excuses we all get :giggle: (when we actually get one!)
well worship it happens all the time it makes me mad especially when you go to the trouble of looking good and feeling good and arranging a hotel booked in and u get a text sorry cant make it some thing come up or not getting a text is worse well all i can say is they all missed out on a good night keep Ur chin up worship as we all know u is a real women that theses peeps would not know how to treat a real women
Bonnyclydexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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I am delighted to say i think i have come to a turning point :eeek: ...most of ye that know me and have seen me in chat since xmas have had to put up with my moaning and bitching about messers but i am gonna try and stop that :giggle: emm yeah right 
Maybe i am in just a good mood tonight but AGAIN i have been stood up 
but i kinda had an idea it was gonna happen so i amn;t that annoyed. But what has happened to make me accept this was the pathetic excuse he gave me....he texted at 7 to say he was leaving dublin....and then at half 8 he text and wrote:
"would you mind if we left this to a weekend u were off because i am very tired from driving so would you mind if i turn back"
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Did i just fall off the turnip truck or what??? I should be grateful i at least got a text hahaha. We all go thru this from time to time so ...........
[b:b62d547095] my question is whats the the funniest or lamest excuse you have ever gotton[/b:b62d547095]
Over one and under another I always say 
assionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: any excuse to get to snog you lol lol lol xxxxxxxxxxplay
some people have no sense. I can't think of any terrible excuses I've gotten though I've gotten a fair few at the very last moment (literally) as everyone else has.
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As for the worst excuses …..
…………… Well he did text me at 5 O'clock to say he'd arrive at not to worry all was good ……… , I done the usual , Girly things , hair , nail , bubble bath , sexy lingerie and all …………
………….. PUT …………still waiting ………:uhoh::confused::uhoh:………..
as he didn't even have the guts / balls / manners , whatever you choose to call it …..to call , text , mail … ( put was in chat room ) to say he was going to be a no show …His loss I spent a lovely night alone in my hotel room talking on the phone with a friend … .. Have a feeling I had a better night than he did :-)
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:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: [b:abe4d33a68]Thanks everyone for your support[/b:abe4d33a68] :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
But lets hear about those pathetic excuses we all get :giggle: (when we actually get one!)