I have now left for France where they have accepted me as just a man and nothing more.  
      Shallow women! Hrmph! Thank god I go for substance!
(take off your shirt)  
      First of all thanks for the replies!
Worshipme : I do go into detail in how I like long walks, beaches, kittens and the letter "w" but my mail gets basically ignored in favour of my "savage" abs. It's very frustrating. I've tried all sorts of angles but just seems every woman here is after my one thing. Worst part is now since writing my rant I'm getting hate mail! Last message I got was entitled "Show me you ass or your nan will get it" Due to the nature of this site I'm not sure what " your nan will get it " means..I'm worried!!!
Nobody's Girl : Have more respect for yourself woman!!  
      Cork if there is mail that you dont want to recieve any more of, we do have a block facility on the site, so that the user cannot contact you only through open chat.  
      Eah...
I'm seeing corks posts as funny and not serious...
On And  Mr Cork..I'd like to be the recipient of said ab and butt pictures please...and thank you 
Welcome to the site  
      pete could i see your picts please xxxx  
      Just wondering what you wear when you're doing aforementioned kitten-saving? 
What? What? It's a valid question!  
      What in the world is everyone talking about? :O ;)  
      Bit of a flash Harry that cork fella.. Pity I'd say he would have been a laugh  
      He'll be back....... I'm holding his best friend hostage, and it's only a matter of time before I start ripping the stuffing out of him!  
      Oi!
Where's my birthday kiss, you cad???!!!??