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Awwwwwwwwwww,,someone is feeling very left out...Poor thing...Run along now.... Plus,,it's "Optrex" you use on your eyes,,not Lube,,No wonder it stings...poke pmsl...
ara never feel left out, Just kinda gets samey when every second thread becomes a conversation and a back slapping excercise thats all. ;-) do you not have phones?

fpmsfl hahahhaha "Optrex".
Having trouble with your sex life?Dont feel like the man you once were?Feeling that even the germs in your house are leaving you?No your local chemist and ask him about the benifits of "Optrex".pmsl
"Optrex" Saving marraiges for the last 20 years,
Westside.
LOL somewhere at the same moment some poor guy is looking up the instructions for away from i'll be back in a sec,the chemist gave me the wrong isnt for bolt
edit - i put pmsl dentist instead of chemist hahhaha go to the dentist and leave with one Hey hot ill have to take a fuckin bath to get over this LOL
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ara never feel left out, Just kinda gets samey when every second thread becomes a conversation and a back slapping excercise thats all. ;-)
do you not have phones?

samey???Yeah sounds like chat to me.
hi :kiss
hi :kiss
hi my big bright blah blah blah :kiss
samey we have phones but this is cheaper.
Same old same,
Westside.
edit - maybe we need to find the forum are they god duel
The time I mistook 'deep Heat' for toothpaste was worse.banghead Ara fair enough west, but chat room is exactly what it says on the tin.
Yup,,Phones cost money to use. Have "always on" broadband here,,so in a way,this costs nothing. Plus,it annoys people in here,so,that stops it from becoming boring. And,to prove that point,,look,,even you yourself is getting in on it.. Jaesus,,we're feckin great...Whoooooooooooooooooo Hoooooooooooooooooooooo...UP THE REBELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thetime I mistook 'deep Heat' for toothpaste was worse.banghead

No joke this.I once put Algepan i think is what its called on my arse.I was about 10 at the time.I have yet to forget that burning sensation.I think it perminently damaged my mind.
Probably put tomcats piss in my tea,
Westside
Deep heat??? Holy crap..Bet you didn't have a pain in your teeth for a while though? pmsl... And,,the toothpaste probably keep your back from getting any plaque.. lmao...
I can still pick up Radio luxemberg on me teeth since that. Something to do with static lol.
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Yup,,Phones cost money to use. Have "always on" broadband here,,so in a way,this costs nothing. Plus,it annoys people in here,so,that stops it from becoming boring.
And,to prove that point,,look,,even you yourself is getting in on it..
Jaesus,,we're feckin great...Whoooooooooooooooooo Hoooooooooooooooooooooo...UP THE REBELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and no sign of Ravenfire? Pooka? the Pooka show is sadly missed.I want someone to throw abuse at me that at least knows what their on pooka where art thoust?
Hey Hot remember the old days here?No mods, nothing, what is said is i wonder how long some of these ppl would last in there mins maybe?Some great crack back then some funny days back then.
ah the memories :violin: the memories:violin:
Westside.
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I can still pick up Radio luxemberg on me teeth since that. Something to do with static lol.

and how many channels can you pick up with them?
maybe worth the plunge,
Westside.
Radio Luxemburg,,,Jaesus,,Is that still going?? Yeah West,,the good old days huh..Not for the faint hearted...A "mans" site then it was... Had to have big hairy balls back then to survive,,And that was just the women,,lmao....
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Radio Luxemburg,,,Jaesus,,Is that still going??
Yeah West,,the good old days huh..Not for the faint hearted...A "mans" site then it was...
Had to have big hairy balls back then to survive,,And that was just the women,,lmao....

pmsl
Survival of the grumpiest,
Westside.
dunnoyes all very good indeed but were we not talking about babyoil? pmsl i recommend slide n ride, winter green (tis like deep heat) i know someone who was pissed off with their fella and put it on his boxers he was so itchy he thought she gave him crabs it all ended in divorce wouldnt ya think hed take a joke? ffs good ridance to the f*cker thing was it was my idea in the first place, tee hee! gosh i can be evil, gone are the days when a handfull of vaseline would surfice westie stop hoggin the forum lol have to admit you are funny here is your award :small-print::small-print::small-print: well done mr west:thumbup:
A good lube...Silk found in any decent sex shop or Ann Summers, tiny ammount needed, bit pricey but lasts for ages.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Congrats West....
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dunnoyes all very good indeed
but were we not talking about babyoil? pmsl
i recommend slide n ride,
winter green (tis like deep heat)
i know someone who was pissed off with their fella and put it on his boxers
he was so itchy he thought she gave him crabs
it all ended in divorce
wouldnt ya think hed take a joke? ffs
good ridance to the f*cker
thing was it was my idea in the first place, tee hee!
gosh i can be evil,
gone are the days when a handfull of vaseline would surfice
westie stop hoggin the forum lol
have to admit you are funny
here is your award
:small-print::small-print::small-print:
well done mr west:thumbup:

Since when did sex become scientific?I mean what did our ancestors that had no libe do and they had bigger families the woman would be pregnant by the time she was due again.
Its all become so just a simple thing.
Lets keep it ,calias,lube,this and that all designed to give the impression "you need this".I :dunno: either.
What next a programable fanny?
Westside.
Lube???Get drunk ffs.
No,No,No,,,The women back then were "slappers",,that's all...lmao....:doggy:
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:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Congrats West....

Thank you so much.I will write an acceptance speech when the cash is in my account.
Animals?What do they do?They dont need lube,porno,viagra?Im breeding my lad in a few weeks time and rest assured he will throw the leg over like the boyo he over and a homecoming.
I never thought someone elses penis would make money for it can.I feel like a pimp.
Am i pimping my own dog out?
Westside.
in the old days they probably used animal guts or something then lard i always thought a bit of spit was romantic programmable fannys have been around a long time i have one lol its in the wardrobe
Quote by user=hotcouple38
No,No,No,,,The women back then were "slappers",,that's all...lmao....:doggy:

Maybe its because of all the media ,books, vids ago a pair of titties on something was a first class ticket to a poker stuck up our arses now they have toys to stick up our have pics of "the tampon tunnell" readily available at every st cornor.I tell you we need to stand back from it all and take a break for a few years.
After you guys,
Westside.
The women back then enjoyed Anal Sex as a means of contraception...smart Ladies....
Quote by user=barbieken
in the old days they probably used animal guts or something
then lard
i always thought a bit of spit was romantic
programmable fannys have been around a long time
i have one lol
its in the wardrobe

Maybe they crapped and used that sure way to ensure the wife never have found a use for all my change the scent and im on my way to tropical trees,monkies (i have them here though pmsl) and naked tribes of sweeties.
Im a man of substance all of a sudden,
Westside.
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The women back then enjoyed Anal Sex as a means of contraception...smart Ladies....

How do you know?How old are you? LOL
Im too young to remember my age,
Westside.
i got a choc lab worth up to 500 euro a pop, so im told he got papers hes still a pup but he did manage to produce a dozen puppies with my friends dog (free to good home) im a good friend i didnt charge her but what has this to do with lube????? i also have a midget dog that looks like a bat but shes just a lovable mongral (shhhhh she might hear that) shes a horny bitch n keeps humping little choco lab what has this world come to? if your with the right woman you wont need viagra
Quote by user=barbieken
in the old days they probably used animal guts or something
then lard
i always thought a bit of spit was romantic
programmable fannys have been around a long time
i have one lol
its in the wardrobe

Oh a wardrobe you have there.
I sound like the guy who bought a blow up doll and asked if it came with a box.
Yes it does,
Westside.
Take a break me arse,,We enjoy sex way too much. Your on your own there West bud,after you...loon
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The women back then enjoyed Anal Sex as a means of contraception...smart Ladies....

How do you know?How old are you? LOL
Read more to improve your mind..lol...
Did a course on women down the ages, years ago , talking 20's . 30's, 40's anal sex was widely prevelant both in Ireland and Europe, as a means of contraception.. Now I have no doubt a lot of women found it hugely enjoyable, sadly society stigmatised it and in the early 50's , 60's and onwards, it became a fetish..wierd but sadly true..
Im too young to remember my age,
Westside.
i got blow up man called paddy he lives in my wardrobe too and im sure when im not here he does a bit of pole dancing pole beside wardrobe jeez ya wouldnt want to see half the things in my wardrobe but then again maybe you would lol
Quote by user=barbieken
i got a choc lab
worth up to 500 euro a pop, so im told
he got papers
hes still a pup but he did manage to produce a dozen puppies with my friends dog
(free to good home)
im a good friend i didnt charge her
but what has this to do with lube?????
i also have a midget dog that looks like a bat but shes just a lovable mongral
(shhhhh she might hear that)
shes a horny bitch n keeps humping little choco lab
what has this world come to?
if your with the right woman you wont need viagra

What has half this post got to do with lube?All hots fault , helpless to stop him.
A choc lab?Cant wait for Easter eh? Nice dog a pop is nice.I have an English Bull, a grand a is a lovely guy and i get on well with have many common traits,temperment etc anyway a grand? thats alolllll lube there.
Busy season for lube manufacturers coming up,
Westside.