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3 Apr 2010

no craic. gave up wanking 4 easter c if i can fill an easter egg sun mornin haha

4 Apr 2010

Thanks ... needed that

4 Apr 2010

Last 5 read like a scene from the movies Have to pass the :censored: yet.:giggle:

4 Apr 2010

..enjoy your morning...mmm...prefer your leg over any leg of lamb:thrilled:

8 Apr 2010

just been on youtube the bastards are after suspendin ur account again

8 Apr 2010

Oh I don't wana be a mess tomorrow, thanks a mil for that x

8 Apr 2010

I will hold you to that ...;-)

9 Apr 2010

got d decks sorted neighbours not impressed tho, ya doin nethin 4 d wknd and yer man is a ringer 4 bez outa d happy mondays

9 Apr 2010

what language was that text in Alt?! dunno

:O

9 Apr 2010

in the loo in the pub+theres no bog happen to a nicer fella

10 Apr 2010

Could be wall 2 wall cum then when we meet.

10 Apr 2010

ok

10 Apr 2010

thats more than what i have ha ha

11 Apr 2010

Thanks (boring but true!)

11 Apr 2010

Lancelot, welcome back m8 .

Quote by user=lancelot
Thanks (boring but true!)

11 Apr 2010

lance

assionkiss:

11 Apr 2010

A Dub win over Tyrone, hope you are fit for rematch Friday flipa

11 Apr 2010

yous will end up gettin done 4 noise pollution yet

11 Apr 2010

I know xxx

11 Apr 2010

Has she finaly flipped???:giggle:

12 Apr 2010

Yes, but my own springs are a bit loose too so who am I to judge

14 Apr 2010

Series of last texts.... Background story lest anyone thinks I am mad:uhoh: Yesterday my dog ate a 50 pond note, which had been set aside to pay a bill... Him'Did the dog pass the note yet'...:haha: Me........ 'No!!! I must be using the wrong password':haha: Him 'Get paper and insert paint Queens head on it, feed todog and don't forget to ask for change':haha::haha:

:rotflmao::rotflmao:

14 Apr 2010

so no change yet dunno

... I hope ur getting interest :small-print:... Tell the dog you want the fifty nifty...:thrilled: rotflmao

14 Apr 2010

can i keep ur knickers mmmmmmmmmmmm

14 Apr 2010

Quote by user=alan-ball
so no change yet ... I hope ur getting interest :small-print:...
Tell the dog you want the fifty nifty...:thrilled:

No she hasn't made a desposit yet:fury::fury::giggle:
Last text. was mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm kiss

14 Apr 2010

you,re not well

14 Apr 2010

:giggle: Did you not try an Elibethian section on the dog Virgo

14 Apr 2010

Quote by user=longjon
:giggle: Did you not try an Elibethian section on the dog Virgo

I am seriously thinking of using her to pay the bill Long:grin:

14 Apr 2010

Bring the dog to the bank... Ask for a loan... Tell them the dog will leave a deposit :grin:

14 Apr 2010

Quote by user=alan-ball
Bring the dog to the bank... Ask for a loan... Tell them the dog will leave a deposit :grin:

:rotflmao:
She is outside as we speak, marigolds are at the ready:rotflmao: