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25 Apr 2010

:censored: but lets just say Napolean finaly woke up and smelt the coffee:smoke:

25 Apr 2010

Is there anything worse then being this hungover. Id have a wank but Id prob pass out ha ha blink

25 Apr 2010

you coming for dinner so hotty i have it on .... rolleyes

wat hav u on sherri i asked .....:doggy:

25 Apr 2010

lmao...french knickers if you must know :P

25 Apr 2010

:bounce:mmmmmmmmmm thanks sherri but i only wanted dinner ........... loon

25 Apr 2010

Wats 4 afters loon

25 Apr 2010

ur a hard man to find i heard ya were gone workin abroad

25 Apr 2010

Both of them are as thick as champ!

26 Apr 2010

got a text saying they going to the ballet and wishing i was at the ballet and the person u in a tutu lol love to see that

26 Apr 2010

Hey sexy, I'm home, wanna meet up tomorrow? (havent got a clue who it is!)

26 Apr 2010

and I'll have a very hot wet pussy indeed.

26 Apr 2010

Sorry but you needed to know the truth:-(

27 Apr 2010

You had a missed call from ***********,,,,, thank god

28 Apr 2010

I won't be home until 9pm...

28 Apr 2010

of course

1 May 2010

ready now... innocent

1 May 2010

home n ready when u are xxx

1 May 2010

Going abroad, with O2 travel make calls for... blah... blah... blah Sender... no name 50202 :cry:Only texts I ever get:cry:

1 May 2010

d,fuck r ya on about ya mad yoke

1 May 2010

Just out of d bath ...

1 May 2010

Bet u look beautiful, sexy & hot n ur new basque

1 May 2010

On my way now xxx

2 May 2010

what are we having for dinner

3 May 2010

u can come get me now ... & pick up some milk dunno

3 May 2010

I have died & gone 2 lycra butt heaven ... (a cycling fan as the pelethon stops outside her house) dunno

3 May 2010

I think I know who sent that :lol2: a certain member was saying earlier in chat bout a pitstop outside their house ;) they dont call me msmarple just for my looks alone yanno :lol2:

3 May 2010

Quote by user=Amberx
I think I know who sent that :lol2: a certain member was saying earlier in chat bout a pitstop outside their house ;) they dont call me msmarple just for my looks alone yanno :lol2:

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ask young Alan-ball what the next text said, if he dares:giggle::giggle:

3 May 2010

1-I think the front garden needs weeding ... Changing into my gardening shorts. (sent as pelethon approaches)
2-no weeds left in garden ( sent as cyclists & support teams move off)

Quote by user=Virgogirl
I think I know who sent that :lol2: a certain member was saying earlier in chat bout a pitstop outside their house ;) they dont call me msmarple just for my looks alone yanno :lol2:

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ask young Alan-ball what the next text said, if he dares:giggle::giggle:

3 May 2010

whats for tea? im on the way biggrin

3 May 2010

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