ZEUS the greek god fly over greece and say a beautiful naked women washind at the sea .He fly down and made love to her,and said in 9 months time you will have a son and call him Hercules,she smiled and said in nine days time you will have a rash and call it Herpes,now Fuck Off!!
Essex girl in car crash says "I think I have concussion"paramedic asks"how many fingers do I have up", the girls replies"O god my fannys paralysed too!!"
In Ireland 9000 people are shagging right now,2000 are kissing,100 are getting oral, and 1 sad fucker is readingthis joke....you hang in there my friend!
