who ever has my iron please please please return it lol lol lol lol it has never done anything to hurt ya lol lol  
      oh please dont do it i ll get u as many smarties as u want ... i ll even get ya the giant smarties plllleeeeaaasssssseeeeee send my baby home lol :upset::upset::upset::upset::upset::upset:  
      oh i cant take this pressure dont harm my iron please ..... i cant live with out it please please please contact me very soon on 1800 sluts arus lol  
      russell brand and jonathan ross  
      look on the brightside
no iron = no ironing, lol
i think we should do a collection of smarties but i will keep the orange ones for my self,
i do hope it will be safely returned,
keep us all posted  
      i think the iron is going to turn up woohooooo i ll let yous know when i have my beloved iron home safe n sound then i will be able to rest at nite xxxxxxxxx  
      oohhh welcome back mmd lol but here i think u need  woman to put sum manners on ya lol its jim who likes to be chained to the iron board he is a kinky one i m telling ya lol  
      lol one doesnt lose an iron lol one stupid cleaning staff in a stupid hotel lol took ones iron lol lol lol but rest assured it will be home with me safe soon and i ll be a happy happy gal xxxxxx