So, as my fellow girls (ladies, all the ladies, louder now, help me out!) can attest cock photos are not always helpful, the main problem being one of perspective i.e. that there usually isn't any! So rather than request that all guys retake their cock photos next to a common object (sky remote seems to be a disturbingly unhygienic trend) I thought it might assist us all if you could go investigate this site and report back: - don't worry no real cocks have been harmed in the making of this site... :grin:
Quote by curiousandcurvy So, as my fellow girls (ladies, all the ladies, louder now, help me out!) can attest cock photos are not always helpful, the main problem being one of perspective i.e. that there usually isn't any! So rather than request that all guys retake their cock photos next to a common object (sky remote seems to be a disturbingly unhygienic trend) I thought it might assist us all if you could go investigate this site and report back: - don't worry no real cocks have been harmed in the making of this site... :grin:
I am Pmsl Id say your after scaring a few there now curios PMSL :rotflmao: Now where are mine 8)
Perspective can be deceptive at times. Men understand the power to weight ratio rule with cars. It's not always the size of the car but the power behind it.
A cautionary tale.
A guy, lets call him Ralf, is online and in chat. Ralf aka TheHymenHunter is busy whispering to the girl of his fantasies. Doris aka CarnivoreWhore is happy with how the chat is going but alas no mention has been made of penis size. She plucks up the courage and asks! "Any photos of your cock sexy"? Panicking Ralf thinks back to the choice he recently made. Pay the heating bill or the subs for swing4? He thought he made the right choice but now sitting in his ice cold flat and looking at a cold shrivelled cock, which is at any moment about to become an internal organ, he's thinking otherwise.
Ralf has a plan.
He hops in his car and bolts to his nearest off licence. As smart as a new penny he walks up to the counter. "Hi Bob how are you?....oh I'm not bad bob.....yeah the new car is going great......no no it's not a big one but it has massive amount of power....yes it is deceptive". And so on. "I'm in the mood for some whiskey tonight bob....no no not a litre I have a meeting in the library with my boss in the morning.....yes that's exactly what I want, a baby bottle of Jameson (you can see where I'm going with this)....thanks bob bye mate". Pops off home getting done for speeding en route. "Yes Garda the power is deceptive.....".
At home a photo of little ralf is taken and uploaded ASAP. Cleared by the mods ralf bolts back to the still open whisper box. "Hay look I've just sent you an invit........*CarnivoreWhore has left the room or is off line*....bollox"!
PM me for further exploits of Ralf and his continuos bad luck.
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I had a lot of fun measuring a good friend one night for the craic. We fell about laughing. Gas craic Miss Curious. xx
