Funny one liners

2 Oct 2008

:clap:The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

2 Oct 2008

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. and a guy who was asked.. Do you talk to your wife after sex? Yes when I can get to a phone..

2 Oct 2008

The following is the coarsest joke that I retell: Q: How do you keep a woman screaming for an hour after you have had sex with her? A: Wipe your dick on the bedroom curtains. [ Apologies to everyone with good taste or a sensitive nature. :-) ] CH

2 Oct 2008

100,000 sperm and u were the fastest....:giggle: all men are idiots - and i married there king....lol Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines! Double your drive space. Delete Windows! For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. How does Teflon stick to the pan? I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control. Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW! :giggle::happy::giggle::happy:

2 Oct 2008

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

2 Oct 2008

A fella once said to me ,"you work in maintanance? fec off you coudent maintain an erection!"and he is a mate of mine bolt

4 Oct 2008

Talking to a guy one night in a bar, and he says, " you no ur quite goodlooking for a fat bird" ,,, rotflmao

All I cud do was laught :haha: