I was having a discussion with someone lately and it never fails to make me smile the different terms people use for sex. 
My Personal favorite is 'ride' as I feel its a bit playful and not as in your face as lets say, 'Fuck' But then again I have been know to utter it to a lady in the heat of the moment.
Anyone have any particularly funny terms they commonly use? then again they may not be funny to you.
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      Perhaps it some kind of religious fetish offally.
I tend to use shag (Austin Powers)or bonk (bonk your brain out).
Mrs M uses the F word ( no not Food).  
      A great 'shag' would do me nicely :rascal:  
      Shagadelic baby. On my way but cant find Amberx on satnav 
Damn foiled again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
      Not my favourite word at all but was once asked 
'How are you fixed for a rattling?'  
      Jaysus Midnight that sounds a bit rough!!
Had a guy ask me one night 'well?..did ya Jump her'?..I was quick to inform him 'Leap frog' was the last thing on my mind when I got her back to the house.:mrgreen:  
      :lick:d man in d boat:smitten:  
      Ha.. Its certainly not a favourite word, rather an odd one.. Humping.
Conjures up pictures of strenuous hill walking, in practical boots. Yuck.  
      Bumping uglies... always find that one funny :giggle:  
      not so much a favourite word but a term which sends me mental in the heat of a good shag "fill me pussy"   .......mmmmmmmm cumming up!!!  
      Have to say if it`s been done the right way i have been know to call my mammy lol but my usual is bang that pussy and oh god :giggle:  
      Keep the noise down i cant sleep lol  
      We know she was...and thats not a joke  
      oh  have a  few for some feckin reason only time i thank   god is when im on my knees playing :P:doggy:  and  down   biatch when im  being  bossy lol should i say is it getting or giving head :lickface::lol2:  
      this site is so educational ... I learn something new everyday...:evil2:  
      Hmmmmmmmm...... More!!!!!!!!!.  
      And a quickie can be called a 'knee trembler'..:lol2:  
      I like ... Oh Yes .... Fuck yes ... & being told Deeper is always a turn on  ... :lick::thumbup:  
      :haha:lol headhun ya forgot the word finger :-olol
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