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Famous and Funny Quotes from Film/Tv

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What are your favourite or lines you find hilarious/memorable from Film or TV Post the name of the film and quote The Snapper - Dessie to Kay(knitting) when there's nothing on the television. "I suppose a rides out of the question?"
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From the Blue Brothers: "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses"
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The Devils Advocate - 'A woman's shoulders are the front lines of her mystique, and her neck, if she's alive, has all the mystery of a border town. A no-man's land in that battle between the mind and the body ' - John Milton (Al Pacino's Character)
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Ted wink I fooked her with a parsnip last week lol :lol:
Warming the Bed
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Captain Ramius: We will pass through the American patrols, past their sonar nets, and lay off their largest city, and listen to their rock and roll... while we conduct missile drills. only in Hollywood can a Russian have a Scottish accent ....... Think I will watch it again tonight .. or maybe Wall Street .. The point is ladies and gentlemen that greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
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Tuco from The Good, The Bad & The Ugly: "You want to know who you are? Huh? Huh? You don't, I do, everyone does. You're the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you."
Orgasminator
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wee bit cheesy but still a good ole watch....
Spartan King Leonidas: Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
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Dumb and Dumber!
Harry:I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!
Lloyd:Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.
:happy:rotflmao
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ace ventura- Like a glove.. I park like this every time! I just love that movie.. its sooooo goofy... and makes me giggle every time i watch it
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'you're a fucking inanimate object' In Bruge - class movie
Sexlightened
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From Wedding Crashers. . . so many lines but my fav. . . Motorboating; What were they like anyway? They look pretty good - are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What did you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? You motorboatin son of a bitch, you old sailor you! And of course the Bathroom Scene - "coz I find you!"
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One of my favorite films.
Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same f*ckin' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no f*ckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same f*ckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot f*ckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?

Jules: F*ck you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: F*ck you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.
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A classic from Jaws... Brody: You're gonna need a bigger boat. ....
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Tank: (to Alexis' mother at the wedding) So, are we gonna do this or what?

Tank: Come on, its not gonna suck itself!
Absolutely brill..... Dane Cook.... I nearly wet myself when he did this!!!
Mr. Kerry