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Then in the bold corner the age old debate started " how do they get the figs in the roll?" Padds shouts " Who gives a f**k " now back to the story . . . . .
The Story continues...... who exactly is Bewbies chatting too?

It aint me...because I am here typing.... could it be Bomber121, Lancelot (still plotting) or has RGB... fooled us all and moved in, behind our backs?
But wait, Padds brand new Sony Ericcson (C905) rattles.... " de de de dah ded de dah dah deeeee" He rushes to pick it up...... Omg he announces "Its Lemrac"..... Padds rushes to the bushes.... private chat with Lem the rest of them here giggles " Oh Lordy Lem"... Padds (Pidds, Puddles, ect,,,,) " Lemrac that is so funny, wait till I tell the room, Marieeeeeee,Gazsyl, Clydee,Menads, Mifun, Hippy, Trucker.... Lass, Lacelot and RGB the room will never be the same" but what tale of woe did Lemrac tell Padds, and where the feck is Bewbies...........
Oops forgot CANDYLOVE... hola and welcome to the mad thread x
Holy Moley,... forgot Alan too.... he must be playing with his balls!......... Meanwhile.......
and where was captain thomas? had he gone down with the ship. Meanwhile newbie was pleased with padds choice of pic for her. Little did he know how appropriate the pose was. Newbie was left unable to walk after a party in the bushes in the bushes with clyde (marred only by agent smith's infernal singing). This meant she was not physically able to use any of her cool Trinity type moves in this Matrix setting to take the crisps by force from candylove. She was attempting to convince her mystery man to get the crisps from candylove. She was concerned that the physical discomfort would impede her abilities when she she was unplugged from the Matrix again.
the captian was under the sea the black pearl had sank and the crew had turned to fish men and swam off ,bonni had been rescued and the captian was fighting for his life and hes ship then he noticed a singing merman going buy , quick thinking the captian grabbed the singing merman to plug the whole in the black pearl and used the merman huge lungs to swallow the water in the ship to refloat it !! he was back the black pearl wasd alive again !!! and the captian was gunning for revenge , the only thing wrong was the bloody merman singing "i met alla yesterday " he will need all his strenth to put up with the merman till he got to shore !!!
Eh! What the fuck is a merman?
Padds quickly discovers the mystery man. But decides to retire. Night. Catches up tomorrow x [quote
.....and the mermen have finally taken over Stingray, snipped all the puppet strings and evicted that pain-in-the-arse Maria. She swims away......rgb says "so, what about this party.....?"
Stingray, get with the picture rgb, this is a highly organised clearly thought-out thread, to keep you up to date; captain thomas has salvaged his ship, using the merman to save it. But then newbie had polished off a considerable ammount of wine, possibly provided by a horny fooker trying to have his evil way, little did he know she was a tart and the drink was surplus to requirements. God, how she would regret this post when she sobered up.
As Captain Thomas and his motely crew sail into the night, little does he know that lurking in the just on the horizan is the feared ship the Jolly Roger with Captain Keaneo on board. Keaneo takes no prisoners and it is rumered that on one night alone after a drinking orgy and wild party he fed 69 prisnors to the fishes, thus he is known on the high seas as Captain Keaneo 69. Capt Keaneomhas being chasing the Stringray for months as he wants to make Capt Thomas walk the plank. Capt Keaneo and his sidekick Cuttie are looking for revenge and taking the stringray is their main aim. Cuttie who has been at Sea six months wants bodies to play with and after drinking orgys and having her wicked way with them will feed them to all the fishes. Capt Keaneo having just missed out on Bunny and lemrac wants to take them both to his island in the middle of the ocean and he will stop at nothing to get his wicked way. Cuttie is second in command wants them as her pet slaves to do with what she likes. So Capt Thomas be warned we are on your tail we can see you in the distance, You can run but you cant hide. wWe are going to get you all mmmmmmmmmm.
Motley Crew, Motley Crew, did you not read the last comment? Newbie9 is drunk, but still online... Motley, oh poor Captain Keano69, otherwise known as fish finger (s not forgotten, omitted intionally), what he had unwittingly stumbled into). This thread had unwited more capable members of the site already, even those thoughoughly involved in the story had no idea what was going on, fishfinger had no hope...it was late, drink was involved, but little did he know half the breakfast club was contributing, and they were deranged to the point of genuis. Stingray has already been established as not existing, kind of like a guy opening a female account.
Alan Ball had been lost in the bush ... on his return he realised the thread was getting LOST in a sea of confusion ...using his sea-shell chemistry set he conjured up a time-warp .... he would warp them to a more refined genteel time ... a time of ladies and gentlemen ...
Lord Clyde and Lady Bonns, were very fond of their 2nd cousin, (twice removed thru marriage,) the young and innocent Miss Newbies ... she was visiting their seaside estate for the summer months ... her guardian Sir Lancelot had sent her to stay at S41, to keep her out of the grasp of the sailor boy Captain Thomasbiglad .... her arrival on the estate had raised the interests of the young gentlemen in the area ... it was rumoured she had a tidy figure, in the region of £69 per annum to live on...the gentlemen although not of the marrying kind fancied getting their hands on her stash and were prepared to offer the hand ... as it was the season Lord Clyde and Lady Bonns organised a ball in Miss Newbies honour...invites had been sent and the butler Alan Ball was sifting thru them to find the likely suitors, for there were many Gentlemen and couples attracted to the fair maiden ... however Alan was under strict instructions to make sure the cad Padds was not to be let within 50 miles of Miss Newbie ... Mr Padds, was smitten with Miss Newbie and knew he would have to seek the assistance of Keaneo69, Lemrac and Cutie, Candylove and MulderTcell,... they were new to the story and their plans unknown...if he was to grasp Newbie from under the protective Moustache of Lord Clyde...he would need their words of encouragemet...for the pen is mightier than the sword...
As Miss Bewbies corset dug into her ribs, she considered a life of prostitution, as an hours rate would just about cover the time it would take to removed all 42 layers of Victorian clothing. But as her emerging desires she became intrigued by the number of suitors and she considered the option of seducing the butler alan for full details of the list... becoming more aroused at the thought of all the available men in the sw4I area, her corset becoming tighter by the minute, thankfully she had very little boobs to be crushed by the new french corset that was all rage. She was considering replying to the mail she had got from jack, profile name; the riper
...at that late hour the pedantic spell check policeman was safely tucked up in bed...but come the dwan he would be patrolling the forums and chatrooms to make sure wall was in order ...meanwhile at the request fo Lord Clyde, Alan was following Miss Newbie...was she really comtemplating a like of sex for money, rather than fun ... what about the family motto....
captin thomasbiglad had arrived in s41 he was reading the "the s4i pictourial
....all for one and (my) one for all. It was then that Ethel Merman burst on the scene in her high-kicking style, whilst singing "there's no business like show business", indignantly jutting out her voluptuous breasts in horror that Padds didn't know what a merman was. (to follow Alan's post)
captian thomas was reading the s4i ladies pictorial , he had noticed that lord clydes anual ball was soon , he remebered the last time he and lord clyde had came to blows over miss newbie and lady bonns , it had been a long time since he had felt the soft seducing touch of miss newbie and had longed to wet his lips from her furry cup! he had been at sea defeating the horrid captian keano and his side kick cutie,and had now retired to the county of s4i to write his memoirs ,but his lust for madam newbie and his passion for lady bonns was eating away at him he must see them again !!! "dera dera" shouted the captian to his man servent " fetch the coach we leave for castle seabreeze at once! " he was detirmed to fetch his lady and nothing was going to stop him ! lord clyde had a battle on his hands !!!
lord clyde always has a plan the castle seabreeze was impregnable it was well protected by the amazon wemon all well stocked with the stuff that any horny man could not resist. but just in case clyde fitted bewbee and lady bonns with the latest mk 5 chastity belts it was a multi lockin combo divice with anti picking locks. captain thomasbiglad and his man servent arrived late that night too tired to get it up never mind captain thomasbiglads had his own secret weapon he had lemrac tied up in the boot of his carrage(padds will u correct me on that please did them caggages have boots on em) lord clyde who loved all lady peeps decided to call a truce with the evil captain and to make lemrac,s release first lord clyde had a play in his mind he knew the captain and the man servent was tired and where not thinking to well so with that lord clyde began to...............................................
Castle Seabreeze was an imposing ediface ... ... but if that didn't work he knew he could rely on the Dasterdly Cad Padds ... he had a soft spot for lLady Bonns & Miss Newbie .... but it would be over Thomas's dead body before Padds would have Miss Newbie .... there was no honour between pirates & cads....
and all the time dera was biding his time,man slave was a cover 4 his dastardly plan to rule the world haaaaaaaaa hahaha
but his plans would have to wait, Captain Thomas was calling for him after his morning ablutions, and would need Dera to wipe his posterior for him.
Miss Newbie had been obliged, by the scarcity of gentlemen, to sit down for two dances; and during part of that time, Captain Thomas had been standing near enough for her to overhear a conversation between him and Mr. Padds, who came from the dance for a few minutes, to press his friend to join it. "Come, Thomas," said he, "I must have you dance. I hate to see you standing about by yourself in this stupid manner. You had much better dance." "I certainly shall not. You know how I detest it, unless I am particularly acquainted with my partner. At such an assembly as this, it would be insupportable. Your sisters are engaged, and there is not another woman in the room, whom it would not be a punishment to me to stand up with." "I would not be so fastidious as you are," cried Padds, "for a kingdom! Upon my honour, I never met with so many pleasant girls in my life, as I have this evening; and there are several of them you see uncommonly pretty." "You are dancing with the only handsome girl in the room," said Captain Thomas, looking at Miss Newbie. "Oh! She is the most beautiful creature I ever beheld! But there is one of her sisters sitting down just behind you, who is very pretty, and I dare say, very agreeable. Do let me ask my partner to introduce you." "Which do you mean?" and turning round, he looked for a moment at Newbie, till catching her eye, he withdrew his own and coldly said, "She is tolerable; but not handsome enough to tempt me; and I am in no humour at present to give consequence to young ladies who are slighted by other men. You had better return to your partner and enjoy her smiles, for you are wasting your time with me." (plagiarised)
This is wicked funny:haha::haha:
These "amazon wemon" that clyde had introduced to the scene where a new breed, never seen before, Padds, Dera, Thomasbiglad stood in awe as he introduced them to the Dance floor

Unfortunately their wings had a habit of rustle the other ladies feathers.....Bewbies, Bonns, CANDYLOVE and Goldennicks where plotting now, they had infact discovered the boys where shit at plotting anything!!
"How will we rid this Castle of those oversized Pigeons?" huddled together like hens pecking! The boys on the other hand where busy chatting about the Highseas the dance floor was still occupied by those amazon wemon.......
Next the Ladies heads lifted and clucked............... Right.......
the Cad Padds fancied himself as a dancer, was he not gifted with 2 left feet and 1 in his mouth . padds had taken lessons in Alan's Ballroom, as a student he was talk of the class ... Had Lord Flatley not said in a clear voice audible for all to hear " I have seen a tap dance, a sailors horn piper, an irish jigidy jig but never in my life have I seen anything like a Padds dance ... Thomas with his baby-oiled chest was no match for Lord Padds of the dance and his feet of fire ... The next dance was a ladies excuse me ... he saw Miss Newbie crossing the room in his......
alans ballroom was a place everyone wanted to be,but was not deras style mr keaneo was so devastated he couldnt dance with padds,thomas was still triping that he had a manslave that everyone felt sorry 4 him newbie was invited 2 the ballroom to learn a few moves but was tired from her trips tru the matrix she just couldnt cope ,deras move was almost upon us haaaaaaaaaaaaa hahaha
The huge doors opened "Suprise Suprise".... oh not her again
or was it........
Padds panics... OMG I spelt Proffessional wrongblink suddenly realises that it should have been Professional and fears, it's payback time......